Penis Survey

[FPMXer]

The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's
Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000,
they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was
to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own
study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the
reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more
pleasure during sex.

Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted
their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of
beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and
hitting himself in the forehead

[Ported&Polished]

I heard that the gays did their own study and after many nights of testing, they concluded it was so that they wouldn't need a chin strap on their helmet.