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Bad joke Friday

Posted: January 4th, 2008, 8:34 pm
by StinkFinger
Q. Why is aspirin white?


A. You want it to WORK, don't ya? :roll:




Q. Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?


A. Because she was a woman... :roll:

sorry

Posted: January 4th, 2008, 8:54 pm
by sabreguy
:lol:

Posted: January 4th, 2008, 10:54 pm
by 100hp honda
what does a cue ball and mexican have in common?


harder you hit them the more english you get :rotfl:

Posted: January 5th, 2008, 7:54 am
by AlisoBob
Why does Jesse Jackson always have a headache?



He's too proud to pull the ball of cotton out to get to the aspirin.

Posted: January 5th, 2008, 8:05 am
by britincali
AlisoBob wrote:Why does Jesse Jackson always have a headache?



He's too proud to pull the ball of cotton out to get to the aspirin.


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