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Here's something to think about.

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and Exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
'Do you think I'll live to be 90?'

He asked,
'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

I replied,
'Oh no, I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked,
'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't'

'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, have a lot of sex, or ride a CR500?'

'No.'

He looked at me and said,....
'Then, why do you even give a shit?'

so true