The Amish
Posted: November 28th, 2007, 9:32 am
An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen" which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it."
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."
The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more."
The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen" which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it."
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."
The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more."
Wait, let me get you a bucket!