Globalization
Posted: November 26th, 2007, 7:04 pm
Finally, a definition of globalization
I can understand and to which
I can relate:
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess
Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with
An Egyptian boyfriend
Crashes in a French Tunnel, driving a
German car
With a Dutch engine,
Driven by a Belgian
Who was drunk
On Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you change the spelling),
Followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi,
On Japanese motorcycles;
Treated by an American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by
A Canadian, Using Bill Gates's technology,
And you're probably reading this on your computer,
That uses Taiwanese
Chips, and a
Korean monitor,
Assembled by
Bangladeshi workers
In a Singapore plant,
Transported by Indian
Lorry-drivers,
Hijacked by Indonesians,
Unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
And trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friends, is Globalization
I can understand and to which
I can relate:
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess
Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with
An Egyptian boyfriend
Crashes in a French Tunnel, driving a
German car
With a Dutch engine,
Driven by a Belgian
Who was drunk
On Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you change the spelling),
Followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi,
On Japanese motorcycles;
Treated by an American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by
A Canadian, Using Bill Gates's technology,
And you're probably reading this on your computer,
That uses Taiwanese
Chips, and a
Korean monitor,
Assembled by
Bangladeshi workers
In a Singapore plant,
Transported by Indian
Lorry-drivers,
Hijacked by Indonesians,
Unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
And trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friends, is Globalization
