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Kuma
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Texas Sheriff Exam

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THE OFFICIAL TEXAS SHERIFF EXAM

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.He grew up big, 6' 2'',
strong as a longhorn,and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap
tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of
working: the East Texas Sheriff's Department. After a series of tests and
interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young
man's last interview.

The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot.

So far your qualifications all look good, but we have what you might call an
'attitude suitability test' that you must take before you can be accepted.
We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said,
"Take this pistol and go out and shoot:

Six illegal aliens,

Six lawyers,

Six meth dealers,

Six Muslim extremists,

Six Democrats

and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.

"Great attitude. You pass." said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"
Gen 2 AF, yes it's a SH, so I can call it an AF Damm it!
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