Marine & the Terrorist
Posted: November 13th, 2007, 7:51 pm
A U.S. Marine squad was patrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the
road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine
was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad
leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway
here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and
both took cover in the ditches along the road.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he
yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal
drunk.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-
spirited lesbian!
He retaliated by yelling, Oh yea. Well, so does Hillary Clinton!
And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck
hit us.'
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the
road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine
was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad
leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway
here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and
both took cover in the ditches along the road.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he
yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal
drunk.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-
spirited lesbian!
He retaliated by yelling, Oh yea. Well, so does Hillary Clinton!
And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck
hit us.'
