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New car out for 2012

Posted: January 18th, 2012, 6:22 am
by AlisoBob
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the "Clitaurus". It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to even turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but theres always baggage and undisclosed damage from the previous owner. Eventually they have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it every two to three years......

Never sink money into one, its just like throwing it down a hole or burning it.

Posted: January 18th, 2012, 6:54 am
by iggys-amsoil
Clitaurus :rotfl: and some can be a raging bull when the trany is leaking. :lol:

Just think,... One day a whole message board may grow out of a Clitaurus. :idea:

Posted: January 18th, 2012, 6:58 am
by dannygraves
:lol:

Posted: January 18th, 2012, 8:54 am
by Roostius_Maximus
iggys-amsoil wrote:Clitaurus :rotfl: and some can be a raging bull when the trany is leaking. :lol:

Just think,... One day a whole message board may grow out of a Clitaurus. :idea:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: January 18th, 2012, 9:23 am
by britincali
:lol: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: March 8th, 2012, 3:24 am
by asteroid500
:lol:

Posted: March 14th, 2012, 10:31 pm
by homenf
:D

Posted: March 16th, 2012, 8:02 pm
by TYSTYX
:lol: