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I swear, I'm not!!! Just traded my 2003 YZ 250 for a 2006 Suzuki LTZ 400 quad. NO, I'M NOT TURNING QUADTARDED! Going to be a quick flip, figure the YZ was worth about $2400 (here in Canada) and these F'n POS quads are going for no less than $3000. Need the cash and figure nobody will think about bikes til spring now, so I think I made out like a bandit. Still feel like less of a man though Maybe I can post a You Tube video of how to start it barefoot?

have the wife pose on it and we'll forgive you

Maybe I can post a You Tube video of how to start it barefoot?

na, something like this would be more suitable
http://www.break.com/index/quad-wheelie ... arage.html

Roostius_Maximus wrote:have the wife pose on it and we'll forgive you

The old ones got deleted.......

2strokeforever wrote:

Maybe I can post a You Tube video of how to start it barefoot?

na, something like this would be more suitable
http://www.break.com/index/quad-wheelie ... arage.html

WOW, making all quad owners look like retards! What would've happened if he pulled the wheelie off? Through the wall!

AlisoBob wrote:

Roostius_Maximus wrote:have the wife pose on it and we'll forgive you

The old ones got deleted.......

Yes, I apologize for that, but was losing sleep over it and started feeling guilty (she knew nothing, and I had to keep it that way). Is my status going to be demoted now?

It ain't lookin' GOOD!

http://www.break.com/index/quad-wheelie ... arage.html[/quote]
Clyde? Geez, I thought you were a KTM/Honda bike guy. This explains much.

the next one better go down something like this...

http://www.break.com/index/wii-fit-is-t ... -ever.html

Let me see whats stored in the ol' archives.....

I have owned so many totally gay things in the name of making a buck. I bought the most fruity ass chick looking 1968 Bronco and drove it around for 2 weeks while I was selling it. I came up like $3500 on that deal and was half sad to see it go. As gay as it was, the chicks loved it...I was a single man at the time. Now looking back I'm a little Butt Hurt I sold it

I would have made the trade too.

It's not gay if your intent is to profit

How about this one, poor girl with an empty bed at 3am!!

http://www.break.com/index/angry-hot-ch ... s-ps3.html

Roostius_Maximus wrote:http://www.break.com/index/cry_me_a_river.html

Oh shit! What have I started here? I wouldn't be crying over it!

You post something on banned about quads and everyone goes apeshit.

[quote="Gmbond"]How about this one, poor girl with an empty bed at 3am.
"If it's got tits or tires, it's going to give you troubles. Anyone see any tires on that? Match made in heaven right there. Wow.

jbsleddin wrote:

AlisoBob wrote:

Roostius_Maximus wrote:have the wife pose on it and we'll forgive you

The old ones got deleted.......

Yes, I apologize for that, but was losing sleep over it and started feeling guilty (she knew nothing, and I had to keep it that way). Is my status going to be demoted now?

Nah... Just post something nice in Wally W and I'll forgive you. Can't speak for the others though.

Rhino89523 wrote: I'm a little Butt Hurt I sold it

Please tell us they didn't use strap ons, did they? lol

AlisoBob wrote:Let me see whats stored in the ol' archives.....

Funny, I remeber her being a hell of alot prettier....

ROTFLMFAO! Nice work Bob.
However, I'm sure jb will never see his wife in the same light again.

Brit puts out like a mutha' fuker..... It might be an "upgrade".... you never know.

My stomach hurts!