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http://www.autoblog.com/2011/10/04/150- ... barn-find/

Whatever. I can top that. I have ONE 2000 (that's right, 3 years newer) Neon right here in my driveway. You can have it for FREE. The only catch is you have to DRIVE the fuckin thing. Oh, and it's not exactly new. 90,000 miles on it. So 2 catches. Someone............PLEASE..............come get this toilet. At 6'6" and 260, I've endured enough humiliation getting out of that thing. Insert joke about alimony here. I finally could afford a pick-up.

dude, I should totally buy one, I've been wanting to buy a $1500 beater to drive to work, and this would be a brand new $1500 beater

I'd buy one. brand new car for 1400 bucks? wonder who the jackass was that stockpiled them....sadly, that investment is doing better than the stock market