THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD........

[jbird_710]

THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD..................................


I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

I bought a toaster oven, and my free gift was a bank.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America ..

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street, "Wal-Mart Street ."

When Bill and Hillary travel together,
they now have to share a room.

And finally, I was so depressed last night thinking
about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social
Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I
told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and
asked if I could drive a truck.

[Tharrell]

Very good

[AlisoBob]

I got a great re'sume today that shows where the job market is...

I'll post it when I hit the office in the morning....

[britincali]

I told one of the sales manager to go fuck himself multiple times this morning then had a closed door meeting with the VP of the entire group and told him he has brain dead monkeys working for him and I was done, either I get a transfer or I quit.

We'll see how this pans out ......

[Tharrell]

I told one of the sales manager to go fuck himself multiple times this morning then had a closed door meeting with the VP of the entire group and told him he has brain dead monkeys working for him and I was done, either I get a transfer or I quit.

We'll see how this pans out ......

We need an avatar for really big balls.

[homenf]

Thanks! I needed a good laugh.

[AlisoBob]

Thanks! I needed a good laugh.

#1

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I saw your ad and thought to respond. My name is Ron. I have been a finish carpenter since 1989. I have a real bad back as a result, but need to work on a limited basis to stay afloat. If you can use a helper a couple, three days a week here and there I might be able to assist you with your work when needed. I would be willing to meet with you on the job and work along side someone, but not haul around tools , heavy materials and work alone. My days of working alone and busting my ass are behind me. I am a good worker, just not willing to do the work of two men. Hope to hear back. Ron (949) 355-XXXX


#2

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Linda XXXX
XXXXX
Orange, Ca. 92869
714-394-XXXX

Hello, Yes I would like more info and the opportunity to apply and interview with your company.
I have 20 years working experience in construction as a Journeyman Carpenter I have a 2006 F-150 (truck) with tool box, ladder rack hand tools, power tools, ladders and know how to use them, working on scaffolding is fine, I have worked on heights and scaffolding projects like the downtown Ronald Reagan Court House 7 or more stories up, bridge projects of over 320 feet and so on.
Installing shutters, columns as pilasters sounds like work I can perform
Please call me so we can arrange a time to meet !!

714-394-XXXX
47YearOldMomLooks27@XXXXX.com

[Roostius_Maximus]

I say you respond to both, with an address and time to meet.
Have that stud of a Ron and hot to trott Linda meet at the same table, sit accross the room and see how things go down.

[hoofarted]

I say you respond to both, with an address and time to meet.
Have that stud of a Ron and hot to trott Linda meet at the same table, sit accross the room and see how things go down.

Excellent Idea!

[britincali]

Well today 3 salespeople got launched and one desk guy is apparently getting capped sometime this week, we'll see what comes of my little meltdown.......

[AlisoBob]

Obama hates you...... Your spoiling his chances at re-election....

Unemployment in Barstow just went up 5%

[britincali]

Unemployment in victorville

[britincali]

Meltdown continued and it got to the point where I brought a box to work to pack my shit yesterday.

1 hr meeting with the GM and a 1 hr meeting with my director and boom bigtime raise

3 finance guys are getting launched and im one of a team of 4 who are going to be typing the deals for all 3 stores on this side of the freeway, so im now a kia/honda/nissan finance person

Should be about a 50% pay increase

Meltdowns work

[Kuma]

Shoulda held out for more weekend time off so you could go ridin'

[britincali]

Im gonna get every 4th or 5th weekend off fri-sat-sun

[Rhino89523]

Nice...squeeky wheel gets the grease.

Now you make so much money leaving back to England should be out of the question. Sounds like I will have the chance to buy my next car from you and run you over in the dunes again.

[britincali]

Nah im still bailing, it'll just mean more money saved, corvette paid off and going with me and probably another watch

[AlisoBob]

Your going to get home, and instantly be reminded how slow and backwards everything is..... along with the Vette.... take allot of weed.

[britincali]

Your going to get home, and instantly be reminded how slow and backwards everything is.....

Thats the only REALLY scarey thing, I figure we can just go travel around europe when it gets to us.