Who's more American?
Posted: August 1st, 2011, 8:49 am
Two families moved from Pakistan to the USA. When they arrived the two fathers made a bet - in a year's time whichever family had become the more intigrated American family would win.
A year later they met again to compare.
The first man said, "My son is playing baseball, my daughter is a cheerleader. I had McDonalds for breakfast, and my wife works at Walmart and I'm on my way to 7-11 to pick up a case of Bud.... How about you?"
The second man replied,
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."Fuck you, towel head."
A year later they met again to compare.
The first man said, "My son is playing baseball, my daughter is a cheerleader. I had McDonalds for breakfast, and my wife works at Walmart and I'm on my way to 7-11 to pick up a case of Bud.... How about you?"
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."Fuck you, towel head."
