Dickhead V 2stroke
Posted: June 24th, 2011, 7:05 pm
Well every work place has'm,
the bigmouth, i can do anything you can & mines bigger & better then yours.
Anyway im in the site shed having smoko (lunch for those outside of Australia), & this Dickhead is spouting off how shit 2strokes are, that he smash's them all the time & that his YZF450 could make the earth counter rotate its so powerfuly fast.
I went "PFTTT", no seriously just a little "pfttt" under my breath, and fuck me if im lying he heared it.
"YEH!!!!! WHAT DO YOU RIDE MATE"
Well i couldnt help myself.............A 97 CR250 2stroke mate.
"FUCK THATS AN OLD PIECE OF SHIT-MY BIKE WILL SMASH YA"
Well i went on to tell him i didnt think so, also pointing out that a 250 2stroke would have to run in the 450 class if they were to race & would still be very conmpetitive.
"I'LL RACE YA THEN & WE'LL SEE HOW GOOD YOU ARE"
ok what sort of racing, MX, flat track, woops, sand, trail.
"NAH- A DRAG RACE"
what a strait line!...any one can go fast in a strait line
"LOOK A FUCKN HERO"
well put your bike were your mouth is
"OK"
Any way to but it to bed i went out with a few blokes from work & this Dickhead lobed, well his jaw hit the floor when "blackbetty turned up" (my bike)
I floged him every which way you could thing of, but back at work it was all because his bike was "WHEEL SPINNING" from all the power.
So it is still true that dinosures can still rule the earth........i loved every min of it.
the bigmouth, i can do anything you can & mines bigger & better then yours.
Anyway im in the site shed having smoko (lunch for those outside of Australia), & this Dickhead is spouting off how shit 2strokes are, that he smash's them all the time & that his YZF450 could make the earth counter rotate its so powerfuly fast.
I went "PFTTT", no seriously just a little "pfttt" under my breath, and fuck me if im lying he heared it.
"YEH!!!!! WHAT DO YOU RIDE MATE"
Well i couldnt help myself.............A 97 CR250 2stroke mate.
"FUCK THATS AN OLD PIECE OF SHIT-MY BIKE WILL SMASH YA"
Well i went on to tell him i didnt think so, also pointing out that a 250 2stroke would have to run in the 450 class if they were to race & would still be very conmpetitive.
"I'LL RACE YA THEN & WE'LL SEE HOW GOOD YOU ARE"
ok what sort of racing, MX, flat track, woops, sand, trail.
"NAH- A DRAG RACE"
what a strait line!...any one can go fast in a strait line
"LOOK A FUCKN HERO"
well put your bike were your mouth is
"OK"
Any way to but it to bed i went out with a few blokes from work & this Dickhead lobed, well his jaw hit the floor when "blackbetty turned up" (my bike)
I floged him every which way you could thing of, but back at work it was all because his bike was "WHEEL SPINNING" from all the power.
So it is still true that dinosures can still rule the earth........i loved every min of it.