Dickhead V 2stroke

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asteroid500
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Dickhead V 2stroke

Post by asteroid500 »

Well every work place has'm,
the bigmouth, i can do anything you can & mines bigger & better then yours.

Anyway im in the site shed having smoko (lunch for those outside of Australia), & this Dickhead is spouting off how shit 2strokes are, that he smash's them all the time & that his YZF450 could make the earth counter rotate its so powerfuly fast.

I went "PFTTT", no seriously just a little "pfttt" under my breath, and fuck me if im lying he heared it.

"YEH!!!!! WHAT DO YOU RIDE MATE"

Well i couldnt help myself.............A 97 CR250 2stroke mate.

"FUCK THATS AN OLD PIECE OF SHIT-MY BIKE WILL SMASH YA"

Well i went on to tell him i didnt think so, also pointing out that a 250 2stroke would have to run in the 450 class if they were to race & would still be very conmpetitive.

"I'LL RACE YA THEN & WE'LL SEE HOW GOOD YOU ARE"

ok what sort of racing, MX, flat track, woops, sand, trail.

"NAH- A DRAG RACE"

what a strait line!...any one can go fast in a strait line

"LOOK A FUCKN HERO"

well put your bike were your mouth is

"OK"

Any way to but it to bed i went out with a few blokes from work & this Dickhead lobed, well his jaw hit the floor when "blackbetty turned up" (my bike)
I floged him every which way you could thing of, but back at work it was all because his bike was "WHEEL SPINNING" from all the power.

So it is still true that dinosures can still rule the earth........i loved every min of it. :P

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Post by 2strokeforever »

nice, did you also point out the cost and technology put in to your ride vs his ?
and the price of a rebuild

i love it when they have to say you beat them cause your a better rider, then you can go either way from there
the 450 will have less power and will be harder to start, and will be heavier, but to make up for it it will require more maintenance.
4stroke=dead fish
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Post by Tharrell »

Listen, they ride those 4 strokes because they can't ride a 2 stroke.
You gotta admit they make average riders look better than they are.
Trying to reason with them is like trying to reason with a liberal over here.
They can't respond to facts, only emotion.
btw-I have a 2001 CR250 in addition to the big bores.
They are a blast! :D
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Post by 2strokeforever »

You gotta admit they make average riders look better than they are.
for a limited time tho, you dont learn proper riding technique nearly as fast with them
the 450 will have less power and will be harder to start, and will be heavier, but to make up for it it will require more maintenance.
4stroke=dead fish
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Post by Tharrell »

I can sorta empathize with them.
My first 2 bikes were 4 stroke Hondas back in the day (1971).
I quickly learned what went fast and that was a 2 stroke.
So, off to Barneys in St. Pete and came away with a 1974 YZ125A.
I had a learning curve switching between 4 and 2 strokes despite the power robbing Florida sand.
After I learned how to actually use the brakes and keep the engine in the meat of the powerband, I was smoking fast.
Back to the topic though, I don't even waste my breath arguing with that crowd anymore.
I know I'm right and that's all that matters.
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Post by asteroid500 »

Not to mention a 2banger on the tap.....sounds simply the best, be it an 80 or 500cc..........they also smell good to me.
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Post by jbsleddin »

:epic: Way to put that loser in his place! Too much wheelspin eh?! :lol: What are the "pros" of owning one of those POS's then? I can only think of cons. :lol: Looks good on him! :urock:
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Re: Dickhead V 2stroke

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asteroid500 wrote:Well every work place has'm,
the bigmouth, i can do anything you can & mines bigger & better then yours.

Anyway im in the site shed having smoko (lunch for those outside of Australia), & this Dickhead is spouting off how shit 2strokes are, that he smash's them all the time & that his YZF450 could make the earth counter rotate its so powerfuly fast.

I went "PFTTT", no seriously just a little "pfttt" under my breath, and fuck me if im lying he heared it.

"YEH!!!!! WHAT DO YOU RIDE MATE"

Well i couldnt help myself.............A 97 CR250 2stroke mate.

"FUCK THATS AN OLD PIECE OF SHIT-MY BIKE WILL SMASH YA"

Well i went on to tell him i didnt think so, also pointing out that a 250 2stroke would have to run in the 450 class if they were to race & would still be very conmpetitive.

"I'LL RACE YA THEN & WE'LL SEE HOW GOOD YOU ARE"

ok what sort of racing, MX, flat track, woops, sand, trail.

"NAH- A DRAG RACE"

what a strait line!...any one can go fast in a strait line

"LOOK A FUCKN HERO"

well put your bike were your mouth is

"OK"

Any way to but it to bed i went out with a few blokes from work & this Dickhead lobed, well his jaw hit the floor when "blackbetty turned up" (my bike)
I floged him every which way you could thing of, but back at work it was all because his bike was "WHEEL SPINNING" from all the power.

So it is still true that dinosures can still rule the earth........i loved every min of it. :P

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Post by asteroid500 »

Its also got alot to do with the sales side of things.
I used to sell motorcycles in Darwin Australia, & the dealer principle would always ask me to concentrate of the 4T .... i am an enthusiastic 2T kinda guy & sold heaps of KTM SX & Yamaha YZ's back in 09 ..... theres more money to be made on the sale of a 2T but you get better money from the workshop with the maintenance schedules of the 4T's .......

So some times its not just the young blokes them selves, but the pitch the sales rep gave at the point of sale ... ever heard this

"No you dont want a two stroke - thats old technology"

& thats from my fellow colleges!
"not speeding officer".....qualifying

CR250 97
CR500 AF 99 (in progress)
CR500 AF CR G-4
CR500 1985 true legend
RGV250 96 X2
GSXR600 07 TRACK BIKE
VH Commadore cup car (race)
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