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In 1923, Who Was:

1. President of the largest steel company?
2. President of the largest gas company?
3. President of the New York stock Exchange?
4. Greatest wheat speculator?
5. President of the Bank of International Settlement?
6. Great Bear of Wall Street?

These men were considered some of the worlds most successful of their days.

Now, 88 years later, the history book asks us, if we know what ultimately became of them.


The Answers:
1. The president of the largest steel company:
Charles Schwab - died a pauper.

2. The president of the largest gas company:
Edward Hopson - went insane.

3. The president of the NYSE:
Richard Whitney - was released from prison to die at home.

4. The greatest wheat speculator:
Arthur Cooger - died abroad, penniless.

5. The president of the Bank of International Settlement:
Leon Fraser - shot himself.

6. The Great Bear of Wall Street:
Cosabee Livermore - also committed suicide



However, In that same year, 1923, the winner of the world's most important road race, the Isle of Man T.T., was Stanley Woods.

What became of him?

He won 10 T.T. races between 1923 and 1939, He lived on the Isle of Man and rode motorcycles all his life. He lapped the island circuit at 82 mph in 1957 (The Golden Jubilee) aged 54. He was a wealthy man when he died aged 90.



The Moral:
Screw work! Ride motorcycles.

M/J knows all......

We need to make some pridictions on what is going to happen with the Banned Members, in 20 years time.



I'll start:

Britincali:

Pot will finally become legal in 2019. Brit will ( illegally) divert the Colorado River, flood Barstow, and own the largest Hydroponic Weed Farm in the world.

He dies, stoned out of his mind, at 92 years old.

Alisobob : Tried to do the waterjump at the adelanto GP 2015, has a nasty getoff and end up in tracton for 2 years, starts banging the home nurse and contracted the HIVs. First person ever to fight AIDs all on his own and win, rumored to be due to that massive buffolo turd and malt liquor intake.

Barrage of tests done and the cure turns out to be a spore in gas station sushi that manifests when in contact with ginger muff.

Will eventually contract some kind of nasty lung disease due to dust from screwing nasty foam plastic shit to peoples buildings for years.

Great Post Mojo!!!

Great follow ups by Brit and Bob.....I don't know anyone well enough to fly them shit so I will just watch and wait for more...classic!

I especially like "the cure turns out to be a spore in gas station sushi that manifests when in contact with ginger muff" great one!

Rhino89523 wrote:I especially like "the cure turns out to be a spore in gas station sushi that manifests when in contact with ginger muff" great one!

Brit almost nailed it.......

First part....



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Second part?

Roosty:


After the death of Billy Mays.... The trillion dollar " Direct to Home" info-mercial sales biz goes straight into the shitter.

After a intensive nationwide search comes up empty handed, Sully widens the search across the border..... into Canada... to find the replacement for his rump riding buddy.... Billy.



One day, Sully wanders into Winkler, Manitoba where Roosty is announcing the 2011 Club Cadet Lawnmower Racing Championships. Sully hears Roosty's golden tones coming out of the loudspeakers... and its music ( i.e. DOLLAR SIGNS) ringing in his ears.

He signs Roosty to a huge contract, but screws him on the dollar vs. dollar exchange rate.

Roosty brings on Karty to annimate Billy into the info-mercials in Billys absence, and Roosty does the rest..... and the rest is history!!!!!

what will become of 90cr500guy in 2035 ?

Massive rectal bleed will take him out after him and his boyfriend saved up years for a penis extension.