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In order to continue getting-by in Canada, we all need to learn the NEW English language.
Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"..
With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service somewhere.

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: "......What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?.... Pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... Don't think so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes?"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

Room Service: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

Room Service: "Wad?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

Room Service: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

Room Service: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy. Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say.."

Room Service: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' "

.......and you do, don't you?

I"ll be damned it did work......

mostly on the pacific coast area

I didn't understand it till the next day.

It seemed to me to be a cross between a hoodrat and customer service in pakistan.

If you've ever been to Brampton enough, you only get partway into that and no explanation required. Sad but true.

customer service in pakistan.

or india

If you've ever been to Brampton enough, you only get partway into that and no explanation required. Sad but true.

not just Brampton (where is that anyway?) but most western countries.

get back to your hotel room after a few shandies and try to order something from room service = priceless

Likely true shayno. I was in Jamaica last year on vacation and when we went to the little boutiques to do the souvenir shopping thing, it was quite obvious the stores were all owned by those ragheaded cocksuckers, who then hire local help to walk the floors. I was outraged to say the least. That is just wrong! Anyway, enough of my racist rant. Brampton is part of the Greater Toronto area ( Greater used in the sense of size, not total awesomeness) in Ontario. Canada. It is the city the East Indian population decided to annex upon their arrival en masse some 20 years ago. Better ther than where I live. Having said that, Toronto would be, hypothetically speaking of course, the hose insertion point if this entire country were to get an ENEMA!!! Hopefully, upon discharge, Brampton would be swept away as well. Now you know.