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Posted: March 4th, 2011, 10:04 pm
After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Mitch remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times & on top of that gargled 1 liter of Listerine. As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints. His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed, Mitch opened his mouth wide. The dentist got close enough & said, "Man, did you have 69 before you came here?" Mitch said, "Does my breath smell like pussy?" The dentist replied, "No, your forehead smells like shit."
