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TSA
Posted: January 4th, 2011, 2:22 pm
by AlisoBob
This just in......The Department of Homeland Security
End-of-Year Statistics on Airport Screening
Transvestites……………………133
Hernias………………………...1,485
Needle Dicks...............2,486
Hemorrhoid Cases……………3,172
Enlarged Prostates……………8,249
Forest Thick Muffs............18.871
Breast Implants………………59,351
Natural Blondes…………..………..3
Number of Terrorist Plots Discovered………
Fukin' ZERO
Posted: January 4th, 2011, 3:41 pm
by Rhino89523
Well I did not fly anywhere last year or you could add one for hernia bulging, hemroid flaring, needle dick.
Makes me feel safe knowing they are busy
Posted: January 4th, 2011, 3:47 pm
by iggys-amsoil
Just goes to show ya,.... another government collection agency.
and for what?
Posted: January 4th, 2011, 3:50 pm
by 2strokeforever
you mean they didnt catch anyone, what a suprise, never woulda saw that one coming
Posted: January 4th, 2011, 4:10 pm
by AlisoBob
I find the number of Amazon muffs disturbing....
Posted: January 4th, 2011, 6:47 pm
by Rhino89523
If "muff" wasn't gender specific I would add one there too. I can't believe with such high amazon muff numbers I was never able to capture one myself. It has left me with a serious muff fetish. So many landing strips and smooth patches, I believe those numbers may be from foreign tourists, or a regional thing because you certainly can't find one in the California bar scene.
Posted: January 5th, 2011, 4:00 pm
by iggys-amsoil
If they Squirt or Gush and are half way decent........ course I think i'm asking to much.
Actually the number is quite low. 18.point 871
Posted: January 5th, 2011, 5:47 pm
by robfromga
They never caught anyone because they are too busy feeling up 12 year old girls and old ladies. Im wearing a fucking burka the next time I fly, we'll see how that goes. Ive though about just buying a ticket to now where just to f with the tsa goons
Posted: January 6th, 2011, 4:57 am
by 2strokeforever
at least you can expect guess her trim to pic up
no tsa in canada...
yet
Posted: January 10th, 2011, 12:41 pm
by Mik329
In all of my dealing with TSA idiots, I've found that most of them are very low IQ scumbags that just got lucky and got a job right after 9/11. Scary part is if I pop off to them they can actually make life difficult for me!