Wedding shocker!
Posted: October 16th, 2007, 5:40 pm
I got this in an email and thought "rite on!"
> >You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent wedding
> >that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and
> >even
> >Jay Leno mentioned it.
> >
> >It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
> >
> >After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
> >microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
> >coming,
> >many from long distances, to support them at their
> >wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to
> >thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
> >
> >As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
> >special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
> >including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his
> >gift to
> >everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila
> >envelope
> >was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom
> >had
> >gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private
> >detective to
> >tail them.
> >
> >
> >After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
> >couple
> >of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he
> >turned
> >to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded
> >crowd
> >and said, "I'm outta here."
> >
> >He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
> >
> >While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
> >finding
> > out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
> >nothing
> >were wrong.
> >
> >His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
> >wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
> >man's
> >reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
> >
> >This guy has balls the size of church bells.
> >
> >Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
> >this?
> >
> >Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> >friends.......................$32,000
> >Wedding photographs commemorating the
> >occasion.........................................$3,000.
> >Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> >Maui............................
> > .......$8,500.
> >The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
> >humping the best man..........Priceless.
> >
> >There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
> >MASTERCARD.
> >You gotta love this guy !
> >You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent wedding
> >that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and
> >even
> >Jay Leno mentioned it.
> >
> >It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
> >
> >After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
> >microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
> >coming,
> >many from long distances, to support them at their
> >wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to
> >thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
> >
> >As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
> >special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
> >including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his
> >gift to
> >everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila
> >envelope
> >was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom
> >had
> >gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private
> >detective to
> >tail them.
> >
> >
> >After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
> >couple
> >of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he
> >turned
> >to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded
> >crowd
> >and said, "I'm outta here."
> >
> >He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
> >
> >While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
> >finding
> > out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
> >nothing
> >were wrong.
> >
> >His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
> >wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
> >man's
> >reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
> >
> >This guy has balls the size of church bells.
> >
> >Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
> >this?
> >
> >Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> >friends.......................$32,000
> >Wedding photographs commemorating the
> >occasion.........................................$3,000.
> >Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> >Maui............................
> > .......$8,500.
> >The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
> >humping the best man..........Priceless.
> >
> >There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
> >MASTERCARD.
> >You gotta love this guy !
