Great craigslist rant!
Posted: October 15th, 2007, 12:38 pm
I agree 100% with this GIRL!!!!!!!
To all the Bluetooth Idiots
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Reply to: pers-449772625@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-15, 11:14AM PDT
Hey you with the Bluetooth headset…
Let me tell you something… You look like a dork.
Rule #1: If you aren’t on the phone, take the headset off!
Rule #2: If you are so OCD that you can’t comply with Rule #1, at least respect the others around you when you take a call.
To the Soccer Mom at my Son’s practice last Thursday:
It was nice talking to you at my son’s soccer practice today until you raised your voice about 10 decibels and started blabbing on about random stupid shit that had nothing to do with our conversation. I thought you were talking to me and I was trying to make sense of your insanity until you pointed to that blinking growth on your head.
You could have at least said “Hang on, I have a call coming in…”
Were you expecting a call so important that you have to answer quicker than you can get the phone to your EAR? You sell vitamins for chrissakes. The rest of us are not interested in hearing about the “Ultimate Colon Cleanse” at 60 decibels.
I wanted to rip your lungs out.
To the Wannabe Gangsta that strolled into Killarney’s on Friday night:
You aren’t cute. You aren’t important. All the girls with me were laughing at you while you sat at the bar with that little headset sticking out of your beanie. Did you really think you would be able to answer a call in a crowded bar – with a BAND playing behind you?
Or worse, did you think one of us would hit on you because that thing makes you look HOT?
To the Persian Gentleman behind the counter at 7-Eleven on Saturday:
You were almost going to wear my Slurpee when you gave me the “hang on I’m on the phone” finger wag when I was ready check out. I’m the customer. Hang up and take my money, asshat.
To the Cute Older Couple at IHOP Sunday morning:
The matching Bluetooth headsets you were wearing were cute. Do you talk to each other on the phone over breakfast? You must be in Real Estate. I think someone, somewhere told Real Estate agents that they would get more business if you wore one of those things and looked important. They lied. You won’t. And you looked like a couple of retards.
As an aside, is it comfortable to eat with that thing on?
To Everyone Else who I missed:
I hope you get a huge, inoperable brain tumor from wearing your Bluetooth headset. And when you are lying there in your open casket, I hope the funeral director gently places that blue, blinking eyesore on your ear so we can all remember you for what you were… RUDE.
To all the Bluetooth Idiots
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Reply to: pers-449772625@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-15, 11:14AM PDT
Hey you with the Bluetooth headset…
Let me tell you something… You look like a dork.
Rule #1: If you aren’t on the phone, take the headset off!
Rule #2: If you are so OCD that you can’t comply with Rule #1, at least respect the others around you when you take a call.
To the Soccer Mom at my Son’s practice last Thursday:
It was nice talking to you at my son’s soccer practice today until you raised your voice about 10 decibels and started blabbing on about random stupid shit that had nothing to do with our conversation. I thought you were talking to me and I was trying to make sense of your insanity until you pointed to that blinking growth on your head.
You could have at least said “Hang on, I have a call coming in…”
Were you expecting a call so important that you have to answer quicker than you can get the phone to your EAR? You sell vitamins for chrissakes. The rest of us are not interested in hearing about the “Ultimate Colon Cleanse” at 60 decibels.
I wanted to rip your lungs out.
To the Wannabe Gangsta that strolled into Killarney’s on Friday night:
You aren’t cute. You aren’t important. All the girls with me were laughing at you while you sat at the bar with that little headset sticking out of your beanie. Did you really think you would be able to answer a call in a crowded bar – with a BAND playing behind you?
Or worse, did you think one of us would hit on you because that thing makes you look HOT?
To the Persian Gentleman behind the counter at 7-Eleven on Saturday:
You were almost going to wear my Slurpee when you gave me the “hang on I’m on the phone” finger wag when I was ready check out. I’m the customer. Hang up and take my money, asshat.
To the Cute Older Couple at IHOP Sunday morning:
The matching Bluetooth headsets you were wearing were cute. Do you talk to each other on the phone over breakfast? You must be in Real Estate. I think someone, somewhere told Real Estate agents that they would get more business if you wore one of those things and looked important. They lied. You won’t. And you looked like a couple of retards.
As an aside, is it comfortable to eat with that thing on?
To Everyone Else who I missed:
I hope you get a huge, inoperable brain tumor from wearing your Bluetooth headset. And when you are lying there in your open casket, I hope the funeral director gently places that blue, blinking eyesore on your ear so we can all remember you for what you were… RUDE.
