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BLACK HURRICANES?!?!

Posted: October 20th, 2010, 12:18 am
by sugarshane
I got this in an email today....
I looked it and it is factual!
what a stupid bitch

Black hurricanes....Well, it appears our African-American friends have found
yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be
Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston), reportedly complained that the names of
hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names
that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha,
Shaqueal, and Jamal.

I am NOT making this up!

She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in 'language' that
street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in
New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of
the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report. I
guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+
MPH, that's too hard to understand I can hear it now: A weatherman in New
Orleans says...Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo'
yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket!Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off
dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest
FEMA office fo yo FREE shit!!!!

Posted: October 20th, 2010, 4:17 am
by AlisoBob
Any "Black Hurricane" would be too lazy to do any damage.

It would look all scary, and huff and puff about how bad it was... but in the end it would come ashore, drink a 40, puff a blunt, and go sit down waiting for its monthly check to arrive.

Posted: October 20th, 2010, 6:00 am
by Mad Dog
:rotfl:

Posted: October 20th, 2010, 8:39 am
by NightBiker07
i read about this last year. dumb ass libs......learn engrish or GTFO

Posted: October 20th, 2010, 9:33 am
by Hellbear
AlisoBob wrote:Any "Black Hurricane" would be too lazy to do any damage.

It would look all scary, and huff and puff about how bad it was... but in the end it would come ashore, drink a 40, puff a blunt, and go sit down waiting for its monthly check to arrive.
:lmao:

Posted: October 20th, 2010, 9:47 am
by hoofarted
:rotfl:

Posted: October 20th, 2010, 10:12 am
by AlisoBob
Watch this....






Then watch this.....




Posted: October 20th, 2010, 10:15 am
by hoofarted
:homo: :homo: :doh: :barf:

Posted: October 20th, 2010, 10:19 am
by AlisoBob
Thats not a Black Hurricane, thats a Black Mudslide.

Posted: October 20th, 2010, 10:22 am
by pstoffers
:rotfl: :rotfl: :doh: :lmao: :lmao:

Posted: October 20th, 2010, 11:04 am
by Roostius_Maximus
:rotfl:
dude i'm f'n cryin i'm laugin so hard :lol:

Posted: October 20th, 2010, 11:06 am
by MojoScojo
http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/hurricane.asp


Um, yeah.

Funny as hell and sad as hell all at once.

Posted: October 20th, 2010, 12:16 pm
by NightBiker07
AlisoBob wrote:Watch this....






Then watch this.....



wow.....just wow

Posted: October 20th, 2010, 2:25 pm
by AlisoBob
Roostius_Maximus wrote::rotfl:
dude i'm f'n cryin i'm laugin so hard :lol:
Its my new ring tone...

Posted: October 20th, 2010, 4:25 pm
by Tharrell
You know, that's the real reason they didn't leave New Orleans.
They didn't understand what the weatherman was saying.
If he had shucked and jived, and talked about fuckin somebodys mother they would have perked up and understood.
It's almost a Jersey thing.

Posted: October 20th, 2010, 4:31 pm
by AlisoBob

Posted: October 20th, 2010, 10:07 pm
by sugarshane
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Posted: October 20th, 2010, 10:07 pm
by sugarshane
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Posted: October 21st, 2010, 10:38 am
by Mik329
Where is Hitler when we need him most?