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My kids broke their Tony Hawk things in nanoseconds. That and the video was barely passable.

M.F.D.B. wrote:

dannygraves wrote:I'm trying to get my cousin (hoofarted) to come but hes having vaginal issues!

I know, we already talked...MANGINA

Well some of us are employed and have responsibilities. Just because Danny got permission from his keeper don't mean squat. Knowing his scenario, I wouldn't doubt it if the rug gets yanked out from under him and suddenly he wont be making it at all. I might just have to make the drive up there just to he-bitch-slap the both of you!

hoofarted wrote: Well some of us are employed and have responsibilities. Just because Danny got permission from his keeper don't mean squat. Knowing his scenario, I wouldn't doubt it if the rug gets yanked out from under him and suddenly he wont be making it at all. I might just have to make the drive up there just to he-bitch-slap the both of you!

You work weekdays AND weekends?? Thats rough, I did it for years...

I always here these "ima gonna biyatch slap you and show you whats up" but all bark and no bite!! HAHAHAHA

MojoScojo wrote:My kids broke their Tony Hawk things in nanoseconds. That and the video was barely passable.

Yeah I figured they were super cheapo!! Im surpsrised they dont come with Cracker Jack prizes in the box!!

hoofarted wrote:

M.F.D.B. wrote:

dannygraves wrote:I'm trying to get my cousin (hoofarted) to come but hes having vaginal issues!

I know, we already talked...MANGINA

Well some of us are employed and have responsibilities. Just because Danny got permission from his keeper don't mean squat. Knowing his scenario, I wouldn't doubt it if the rug gets yanked out from under him and suddenly he wont be making it at all. I might just have to make the drive up there just to he-bitch-slap the both of you!

yeah, right...how many guys trips did YOUR keeper ruin???? Sara only get to pull this right now cuz she pregnant... You better make it happen yo!!! I wanna see this bitch slappin action!

MojoScojo wrote:My kids broke their Tony Hawk things in nanoseconds. That and the video was barely passable.

thanks, yeah, I just read some reviews and have coem to the same conclusion. I only need a bullet can, I can rig the rest together and my canon elura 100 has an input. any advise on the bullets?

dannygraves wrote:
yeah, right...how many guys trips did YOUR keeper ruin???? Sara only get to pull this right now cuz she pregnant... You better make it happen yo!!! I wanna see this bitch slappin action!

YEAH exactly!! I have heard MANY stories fart boy...Sara has only "put a damper" on a few of our trips!!

I really hope you can "bitch slap me", not to brag, but there is few men/women walking the Earth that can (excluding Stoffers and Lewis clanr's). I love a challenge, though I rarely get one any place OTHER then the WEB!! HAHAHAHA

Every season someone new takes the spot light telling everyone how bad ass they are, but some how never show up at any of the rides. Look at the pics at the top of the pages and count how many times you see me or pics of a trip I showed up to!!

Put up or shut it FART BOY!!

dannygraves wrote:

MojoScojo wrote:My kids broke their Tony Hawk things in nanoseconds. That and the video was barely passable.

thanks, yeah, I just read some reviews and have coem to the same conclusion. I only need a bullet can, I can rig the rest together and my canon elura 100 has an input. any advise on the bullets?

I have a bad ass one, just no mic, so we need a seprate mic and we are good!!

my cam doesn't have a mic input anyway, it just uses the built in mic, so it would be all muffled.

dannygraves wrote:my cam doesn't have a mic input anyway, it just uses the built in mic, so it would be all muffled.

That sucks, I want to record you SCREAMS!! HAHAHAHHAA

(and fart boys)

M.F.D.B. wrote:

dannygraves wrote:
yeah, right...how many guys trips did YOUR keeper ruin???? Sara only get to pull this right now cuz she pregnant... You better make it happen yo!!! I wanna see this bitch slappin action!

YEAH exactly!! I have heard MANY stories fart boy...Sara has only "put a damper" on a few of our trips!!

I really hope you can "bitch slap me", not to brag, but there is few men/women walking the Earth that can (excluding Stoffers and Lewis clanr's). I love a challenge, though I rarely get one any place OTHER then the WEB!! HAHAHAHA

Every season someone new takes the spot light telling everyone how bad ass they are, but some how never show up at any of the rides. Look at the pics at the top of the pages and count how many times you see me or pics of a trip I showed up to!!

Put up or shut it FART BOY!!

Its all good MFing Douche Bag - no worries. I wont commit to anything I cannot deliver on.

hoofarted wrote: Its all good MFing Douche Bag - no worries. I wont commit to anything I cannot deliver on.

oh come on...don't be a douche, come ride the dunes!!! I want to see that 92 see a real load on the motor!!!

Bump because bob is retarded and cant find posts on his own site


Bob said he might go fishing but I think he should get that old varnish gas out of his tank and go ride!


Hoofarted are you gonna come out or are you gonna pull a hellbob?

Hes gonna pull a hellbob... Hes got the 3 worst possible things when it come to going for a ride...short on $$$, bitchy wife and worst of all...Mother-in-law!!!

Well this is why I never fully committed. Sh*t always comes up. I am still trying for a possible day trip tho'. I wont make any promises.

And Danny - knowing how much hassle you're getting from prego-saurus....I wouldnt be the least bit surprised if you dont make it....or just go for a couple hours... So what about red mountain??

hoofarted wrote:Well this is why I never fully committed. Sh*t always comes up. I am still trying for a possible day trip tho'. I wont make any promises.

And Danny - knowing how much hassle you're getting from prego-saurus....I wouldnt be the least bit surprised if you dont make it....or just go for a couple hours... So what about red mountain??

yup...yup...well, I made a promise, if you make it out to dumont, I'll make it out to red mountain. still have boxes of .223 and 12ga we have to get rid of
so, yeah, make it happen!

dude, you have to make it, I want to see Dillen tear it up on that 80...he'll LOVE the sand!!!

So who do we have in so far?

1. Me
2. MFDV
3. Danny graves
4.?
5.?


On the hellbob list

1. Bob
2. Hoofarted
3.?
4.?

britincali wrote:So who do we have in so far?

1. Me
2. MFDV
3. Danny graves
4.?
5.?


On the hellbob list

1. Bob
2. Hoofarted
3.?
4.?

A.K.A. Mangina List

Bob, if you choose to go "fishing" instead of making this trip I will loose all that little bit of respect I have for you, webrider...HAHAHAHAHAHA

britincali wrote:So who do we have in so far?

1. Me
2. MFDV
3. Danny graves
4.?
5.?


On the hellbob list

1. Bob
2. Hoofarted
3. Lewisclan
4.?

Edited

britincali wrote:

britincali wrote:So who do we have in so far?

1. Me
2. MFDV
3. Danny graves
4.?
5.?


On the hellbob list

1. Bob
2. Hoofarted
3. Lewisclan
4.?

Edited

Say it aint so!!!

Lewisclan OUT

britincali wrote:So who do we have in so far?

1. Me
2. MFDV
3. Danny graves
4.?
5.?


On the hellbob list

1. Bob
2. Hoofarted
3.?
4.?

Mangina list

1. Lewisclan
2. Hellbear

Edited again

ITS ALL GOOD If you guys want to throw a ride together and let the word out only a few weeks ahead of time . you guys are just a one man band so it not a big deal to roll out. but when you roll out like I do you plan stuff out ahead so you get your bikes ready your job sites ready your family members ready and so on.......
when you guys grow up and have family members, bikes and stuff that needs to be cordnated lets see if you can roll out on every ride that comes up.
I have been working my ass off latley on a rental house & our bikes. Also 2 of the bikes I ride in the sand are torn down I wont have the parts for another week . you guys will have to get along with out me . we will meet at glamis as planed make sure you guys are there I dont want any of you missing me. where where you guys durning the Kennedy Meddows ride?