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I was being nice and she only looks semi ginger

Those are a couple of beautiful girls, Bob!

Yup, Us Hoons only demand the best!

His daughter is cool as fuk, his Mrs scares me tho

Nice lookin fam Bob!

JBaze wrote:Nice lookin fam Bob!

The boy.... I'm think my wifes DNA overpowers mine......

My wife thinks I'm an asshole too.....

Hello Mama!!

AlisoBob wrote:
My wife thinks I'm an asshole too.....

Why? What did you do?

You really have to ask?

IDK I think you're alright so far!

Trust me he's an asshole!

Let me come over and....

1. Eat 1/2 the food on the table before she has had a chance to sit down
2. Spit at the bitch at school who cut me off, while driving the wifes Tahoe.
3. Come home covered in blood ( not mine).. and when asked about it.... say " What are you talking about?"
4. Be 3 hours late to her birthday party, cuz you stopped at the Chevy dealer to check out the new trucks, and you bought one.
5. Teach the kids 95% of cops are dicks.... and never to say more than your name and address to one..... EVER.
6. Same at school
7. Teach the kids some laws are stupid, and tal on the cell phone while driving...24x7
8.Use the dishwasher to clean engine cases.
9.Record over the wedding video, and not care too much. ( I was THERE, I remember it good enough.)
10. Make her get up, to get a warm towel....

Thats this week alone!


I could go on.....and on......and on.........

Damn Bob, you adopted by chance, my Mom told me I had a long lost bro out there somewhere!

AlisoBob wrote:Let me come over and....

1. Eat 1/2 the food on the table before she has had a chance to sit down
2. Spit at the bitch at school who cut me off, while driving the wifes Tahoe.
3. Come home covered in blood ( not mine).. and when asked about it.... say " What are you talking about?"
4. Be 3 hours late to her birthday party, cuz you stopped at the Chevy dealer to check out the new trucks, and you bought one.
5. Teach the kids 95% of cops are dicks.... and never to say more than your name and address to one..... EVER.
6. Same at school
7. Teach the kids some laws are stupid, and tal on the cell phone while driving...24x7
8.Use the dishwasher to clean engine cases.
9.Record over the wedding video, and not care too much. ( I was THERE, I remember it good enough.)
10. Make her get up, to get a warm towel....

Thats this week alone!


I could go on.....and on......and on.........

Okay, when we were building the bike, I wanted to put lots of parts in the dishwasher! Before we put the shop up, the bike was in our bedroom at the foot of the bed because I didn't want it to get rained on! We did most of the build work in the dining room!
I usually have to have Jason hold me down cuz I always want to kick sombodys ass because I hate stupid people! I don't remember the date of our wedding most of the time so who cares about the movie!
And, did you notice how long it took me to respond to this?
Guess who has a warm towel!
I think the only thing that would piss me off would be if my husband got into a fight without me!
But, I'm not a regular kind of girl. I still don't think you're an asshole!

Can you make a decent Long Island Iced Tea?

Uh, yeah with the whiskey I made myself! I can do anything you can think of when it comes to food or drink!

Ahh....... Strike one.....

No whisky in a LIIT.....

I had to go digging around in my recipes but here is the recipe my older sister uses...
1 part vodka
1 part tequila
1 part rum
1 part gin
1 part canadian whiskey
1 part triple sec
1 1/2 parts sweet and sour mix
1 splash Coke

I've never had one cause I don't really see the point in ruining a good shot of tequila with all that other crap.

2 oz Appleton Estate White or Bicardi151 Rum
2 oz SKYY or Stolichnaya Vodka
2 oz Bombay Sapphire Dry Gin
2 oz Sauza Hornitos Reposado or El Tesoro Tequila Anejo Tequila
2 oz Cointreau or 99 Oranges
1 oz Lemon Juice (fresh)
1 splash Diet Coke

Party Time!

AlisoBob wrote:2 oz Appleton Estate White or Bicardi151 Rum
2 oz SKYY or Stolichnaya Vodka
2 oz Bombay Sapphire Dry Gin
2 oz Sauza Hornitos Reposado or El Tesoro Tequila Anejo Tequila
2 oz Cointreau or 99 Oranges
1 oz Lemon Juice (fresh)
1 splash Diet Coke

Party Time!

Well, at least it's got tequilla.

Hahahahaha! Jbaze and Mama are on two different computers and the kids are having a party!

teemtrubble wrote:Hahahahaha! Jbaze and Mama are on two different computers and the kids are having a party!

OH SH!T! I totally forgot about the kids! I should probably go make dinner!

bob what happened to the tokyo tea??

im good going this way

teamdns wrote:bob what happened to the tokyo tea??

I just drink um'.... dont know whats in um.

First Welcome to a female I believe.

Welcome!