AlisoBob - under the knife

Mik329 · Post by **Mik329** » February 16th, 2012, 4:57 am

screw the prescription drugs that block you up.....

jbsleddin · Post by **jbsleddin** » February 16th, 2012, 2:02 pm

That looks like it really sucked. All the best on your quick recovery.

ShanMan · Post by **ShanMan** » February 16th, 2012, 2:53 pm

luckily for you Dos Equis has healing properties! Get well soon buddy boy!

asteroid500 · Post by **asteroid500** » February 16th, 2012, 3:30 pm

Roostius_Maximus wrote:

At least your hair net matched you beard.
I tweaked a 2.5 cm tear in my right calf late last year ..... at a school carnival, racing 11-12yr olds ..... i won but i paid for it.

being alittle older & having muscle injuries realy SUXS....glad to see your on ya feet boB ...excuse the punn

Post by **AlisoBob** » February 23rd, 2012, 2:12 pm

I've already ate it on this thing... TWICE!!!

Once, Speed Wobbles....

Once, Over the bars....

Its more dangerous than a CR500.

jbsleddin · Post by **jbsleddin** » February 23rd, 2012, 2:20 pm

You're riding a quad now?!!

hoofarted · Post by **hoofarted** » February 23rd, 2012, 2:30 pm

Quads and single track don't mix...

Post by **MojoScojo** » February 23rd, 2012, 2:32 pm

AlisoBob wrote: I've already ate it on this thing... TWICE!!!

Once, Speed Wobbles....

Once, Over the bars....

Its more dangerous than a CR500.

Needs 18" wheels.

...and a cr500 powerplant.

josh · Post by **josh** » February 23rd, 2012, 2:39 pm

where is the cup holder?

Post by **AlisoBob** » February 24th, 2012, 10:16 am

What my wife and her friends think about all this...

"So get this, Bob went to a job walk in LA today. He had to park on a busy street (because it’s LA), blocked traffic while getting his scooter out of the back seat, fumble fucked his way over to a parking meter, all the while a full union construction crew is watching him, began his journey down the sidewalk to the job and immediately hit a pot hole that he thought was just a wet spot, of course he leaned over the handlebars to get a closer look, then went ass over tea kettle is the most fantastic display of human acrobatics and landed square on his face. Taa-daa!" ~ Vicki

"Forget about taking care of the office, girlie! You need to be following him around with a frickin camera!! If my husband did that I would have DIED laughing or just pissed myself. Did he come back to the office or did he just QUIT? Just said “Fuck it!!…I’m not curing cancer….it’s just fucking trim and polished concrete…why must I suffer these indignities?” ~ Sue

"FUCK!!!!!! That sucks big time, poor Bob and I can get a full on visual too....all floundering around all nasty and hateful! Well at least he's big enough to hold any predators at bay....they be like, "Hey essay we can jack that white dude and get a fat sack for his killer scooter yo!" "Hey, yo man, I think Esco can use it, he just got clipped in the goods last week, his old lady pissed he can't move her brownies all up on the couch yo." hahahahaha!" ~ Cyndi

Everybodys is a friggin' comedian now-a-days...

http://www.youtube.com/user/500bigbore · February 24th, 2012, 10:28 am

Post by **MojoScojo** » February 24th, 2012, 10:28 am

Forgive my ignorance, but I'm curious as to what line of reasoning makes the scooter better than plain old crutches.

Like, how the hell are you supposed to get up stairs and such with the scooter? Seems like it would suck to have to pick up the scooter and carry it up/around/over obstacles. It's obviously a pain to haul it around in the rig and dig it out at every stop.

How often do you run over your good foot?

Just curious.

iggys-amsoil · Post by **iggys-amsoil** » February 24th, 2012, 10:38 am

Let me get this straight.... The girls are having fun and all the while the chain is to tight?

I suggest you submitte a patent on installing a weed eater motor or equalent, then we'll see who has the last laugh when the checks roll in while there trying to collect alimony?

Post by **AlisoBob** » February 24th, 2012, 10:43 am

MojoScojo wrote:Forgive my ignorance, but I'm curious as to what line of reasoning makes the scooter better than plain old crutches. It hauls ass compared to crutches

Like, how the hell are you supposed to get up stairs and such with the scooter? I live in the "Big City". Everyplace has elevators. WTF are stairs?"

Seems like it would suck to have to pick up the scooter and carry it up/around/over obstacles. Its a "Trials " scooter. I Bunny Hop

It's obviously a pain to haul it around in the rig and dig it out at every stop. Crutches are a pain in the "A" too. The handle bars fold up easily. It fits on the passenger seat easily.

How often do you run over your good foot? The rear track is very narrow. I havent run over my good foot, but the over all handling is pretty compromised!!!

Post by **AlisoBob** » February 24th, 2012, 10:46 am

Roostius_Maximus wrote:

Roosty will get this one...

"LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! (can I use that language or will my tits and virgina have to pull weeds all weekend in the back yard ???) That is hilarious….. I read it out loud to someone else who is cracking up!!!" ~ Angie

http://www.youtube.com/user/500bigbore · February 24th, 2012, 10:48 am

HAHAHA,

not "virginia"?

Post by **AlisoBob** » February 24th, 2012, 10:49 am

You know what she meant...

NightBiker07 · Post by **NightBiker07** » February 24th, 2012, 3:12 pm

you need one of these.

Post by **AlisoBob** » February 29th, 2012, 3:13 pm

I took too much shit for my Hot Pink cast when I broke my Fibula last time...

http://www.bannedcr500riders.com/board/ ... k&start=50

So this time I went Evel Knievel....

Post by **AlisoBob** » August 1st, 2012, 8:45 am

WOO-HOO!!!!

My physical therpist says the lights at the end of the tunnel!!! Only 4 weeks left of P/T and I can do all my normal shit again.

My range of motion is 100%, just got to get the strength back.

I still have some numbness, butshe said that should return in time...

:rmwl:

lewisclan · Post by **lewisclan** » August 1st, 2012, 9:30 am

Nice

Kuma · Post by **Kuma** » August 1st, 2012, 12:42 pm

Great news!

warrnum · Post by **warrnum** » August 2nd, 2012, 1:05 am

Great news to see you up and about Bob, glad op went well and looks like a full recovery. I sure this leaves a little more time for a favorite bevridge.

Hope you be out

again soon.
Cheers

Rhino89523 · Post by **Rhino89523** » August 2nd, 2012, 8:26 am

Moto time soon!!!

iggys-amsoil · Post by **iggys-amsoil** » August 2nd, 2012, 2:05 pm

Dam that seems like a long time ago.

Yeah my wrist is still a bit jacked after two years, from the Glen Helen flat lander. But mainly it doesn't bother me riding.

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AlisoBob - under the knife