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Posted: September 19th, 2009, 3:15 pm
by CR500R7
M.F.D.B. wrote:CR500R7 wrote:
No, I have a current wife who wants to take a holiday in New Zealand ( with me )
Why the hell do I have to go.
Its not as if she needs or uses me for anything, is it?
Dude, get one of these:
1) Insert wifey
2) Push down on silver lever
3) Get new wifey
Would be nice but I don't want to have to unblock the drains.
I would get to piss on her at least once a day.
Posted: September 19th, 2009, 3:29 pm
by CR500R7
[quote=""SOLID Bro!!""]
CR500R7 wrote:JBaze wrote:So what your saying is you have an ex wife? Thats alright, start the daughter on a CR80, they are a dime a dozen, then gradually move her up to the 5 hundy!
No, I have a current wife who wants to take a holiday in New Zealand ( with me )
Why the hell do I have to go.
Its not as if she needs or uses me for anything, is it?
I can't believe your serious, But if you are.
It's that thing called a paycheck.
And a built in maintenance man.
all in hopes of cashing in on the gifts she has to offer.
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It is the paycheck, The lady earns 3-4 times more than I do and she lets me know that constantly, I don't ask I just jump as high as I can PRETEND!
Maintenance man? Where, none of those around here unless she has one on the side somewhere.
Its funny, I help my neighbour / friends / other people fix crap but I don't do shit in my own yard.
Gifts she has to offer, like lots of stuff for our daughter, lots of high tech crap for herself, spoil the dog, then theres the computer I get to use so I can communicate with you guys.
Well its not all bad then is it.
Posted: September 19th, 2009, 6:45 pm
by M.F.D.B.
CR500R7 wrote:
Well its not all bad then is it.
Congrats, you stumped the "Tator"...for the first time in my life i fugging speechless!
Posted: September 19th, 2009, 7:25 pm
by Travis
As long as she lets you play with the computer!
If your fast enough you can sneak and jerk it before she comes home from her high paying job and gives you your allowance.
We will know if you get caught because you can't play on her computer when you are grounded I would assume.
Posted: September 19th, 2009, 7:52 pm
by JBaze
Owned!
Posted: September 19th, 2009, 9:27 pm
by dannygraves
dude, the more I hear, the more bummed I get.....
Posted: September 19th, 2009, 10:55 pm
by hoofarted
Posted: September 19th, 2009, 11:22 pm
by M.F.D.B.
Posted: September 20th, 2009, 10:05 pm
by CR500R7
dannygraves wrote:dude, the more I hear, the more bummed I get.....
Danny don't sweat it man, the thing that I find the hardest is waiting to get this AF conversion started and finished so I can ride it.
The rest doesn't really bother me, I love spending time with our daughter, Courtney is really COOL!
BTW the trip to New Zealand is all expenses paid and all I have to do is turn up and pretend I am enjoying myself.
Be stuffed, why would I won't to leave a perfectly good house and sleep somewhere else.
especially when I don't want to.
Posted: September 20th, 2009, 10:10 pm
by CR500R7
hoofarted wrote:Had to share these...
Its like this, OWNED! but not loved. at least get it right.
Thanks "hoofarted" I was waiting for Bob to throw that picture in, the dude looks like a FAG! though, he needs to look more ghetto / yobbo!
Posted: September 20th, 2009, 10:11 pm
by AlisoBob
What are you laughing at, Mr. Daniell?
" PARK THE TRUCK>>>> NOW!!!!"
Posted: September 20th, 2009, 10:18 pm
by AlisoBob
Posted: September 20th, 2009, 10:24 pm
by M.F.D.B.
AlisoBob wrote:
What are you laughing at, Mr. Daniell?
" PARK THE TRUCK>>>> NOW!!!!"
SHHHHHEEEIITTTTTT NIGGGA....
No biches can hold me down dawg!!!
Posted: September 20th, 2009, 10:26 pm
by CR500R7
Posted: September 20th, 2009, 10:31 pm
by AlisoBob
M.F.D.B. wrote:
No biches can hold me down dawg!!!
Posted: September 21st, 2009, 4:12 pm
by 100hp honda
OWNED 
Posted: September 21st, 2009, 4:58 pm
by M.F.D.B.
100hp honda wrote:OWNED
Who?
Posted: September 21st, 2009, 5:01 pm
by JBaze
M.F.D.B. wrote:100hp honda wrote:OWNED
Who?
The bitch!
Posted: September 21st, 2009, 5:02 pm
by M.F.D.B.
CR500R7 wrote: Whats this, do we have someone making fun of someone who is in the same situation themself?
Not even close my friend...
Posted: September 21st, 2009, 5:02 pm
by 100hp honda
Posted: September 21st, 2009, 5:02 pm
by dannygraves
shit, man, Danielle is like MFDBs sugar momma
Posted: September 21st, 2009, 5:03 pm
by M.F.D.B.
Posted: September 21st, 2009, 5:04 pm
by JBaze
M.F.D.B. wrote:JBaze wrote:M.F.D.B. wrote:
Who?
The bitch!
Mrs. Shelly Winters sittin there in all her glory!
Posted: September 21st, 2009, 5:15 pm
by Exnav
Posted: September 21st, 2009, 5:17 pm
by M.F.D.B.
I hope you are talking about the goat fucker, cuz I dont expect most people to understand whats going on in this pick so ill explain:
Chris decided to pour sand down my ass crack while I was filling Cyd's flat atv tire with a hand help compressor. Jay looked at me and said "you want me to hold that for you"...(I luv Jay) I said "hell yeah" and handed him the compressor, turned, swept Britts legs and slammed him down in the sand, what you see in this pick is me putting a knee bar on him moments before he said "ok ok ok fuckah"...
