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100hp honda wrote:alot of chatter on another site about that new cr500 cylinder. its getting close . might want to reconsider dumping 9K on the 4stroke turd bucket

huh?

M.F.D.B. wrote:

100hp honda wrote:alot of chatter on another site about that new cr500 cylinder. its getting close . might want to reconsider dumping 9K on the 4stroke turd bucket

huh?

your out of the loop son . theres new stuff coming down the pipe for the honda

100hp honda wrote: your out of the loop son . theres new stuff coming down the pipe for the honda

you rethinking that new turd bucket too . i been asking around for spy photos. when i get more info ill post it

are you talking about the saber jug setup for the 500 bottomend? because if that is the case, that will be an uncontrolable beast for sure.

dannygraves wrote:are you talking about the saber jug setup for the 500 bottomend? because if that is the case, that will be an uncontrolable beast for sure.

Especially for your ass!

dannygraves wrote:
yeah, I got 1+3 last night, 2 on sunday, but 4 has been a logn ass time...

Last got 1, 2 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 8 hours 5 minutes and 14 seconds ago, 2 was 12-18-2006, 3 see number 1, 4 was 13+ yeaars ago.

WOW! that doesn't look good when you write it down.

Am I doing something wrong

CR500R7 wrote: Last got 1, 2 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 8 hours 5 minutes and 14 seconds ago

Dam dude!! Is there not any woman/whore house's/sheep "down unda"???

dude, it just makes me sad.....

M.F.D.B. wrote:

CR500R7 wrote: Last got 1, 2 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 8 hours 5 minutes and 14 seconds ago

Dam dude!! Is there not any woman/whore house's/sheep "down unda"???

Regarding women, cost to much, Wife finds out, lose everything, no money for an AF.

Regarding whore house's, CHEAPER! but still costs money, money that I need to fund an AF.

Regarding sheep, I want to live long enough to build / ride an AF, if brit finds out I am HUMPING his flock HE WOULD KILL ME!

Also regarding sheep, see regarding women.

Bob could help out here, where's the picture of that FAG! with the lady and her daughter. ( family portrait )

CR500R7 wrote:

M.F.D.B. wrote:

CR500R7 wrote: Last got 1, 2 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 8 hours 5 minutes and 14 seconds ago

Dam dude!! Is there not any woman/whore house's/sheep "down unda"???

Regarding women, cost to much, Wife finds out, lose everything, no money for an AF.

Regarding whore house's, CHEAPER! but still costs money, money that I need to fund an AF.

Regarding sheep, I want to live long enough to build / ride an AF, if brit finds out I am HUMPING his flock HE WOULD KILL ME!

Also regarding sheep, see regarding women.

If I read that right, you aint got any ass in like 2 years? If I did read that right, I'd be finding a new mate, mate!

JBaze wrote:

CR500R7 wrote:

M.F.D.B. wrote:

Dam dude!! Is there not any woman/whore house's/sheep "down unda"???

Regarding women, cost to much, Wife finds out, lose everything, no money for an AF.

Regarding whore house's, CHEAPER! but still costs money, money that I need to fund an AF.

Regarding sheep, I want to live long enough to build / ride an AF, if brit finds out I am HUMPING his flock HE WOULD KILL ME!

Also regarding sheep, see regarding women.

If I read that right, you aint got any ass in like 2 years? If I did read that right, I'd be finding a new mate, mate!

That also comes under the heading of that costs money, money I don't won't to take away from my AF program.

You can see what I really want BAD! The only thing rated higher than a CR500AF is my daughter.

So what your saying is you have an ex wife? Thats alright, start the daughter on a CR80, they are a dime a dozen, then gradually move her up to the 5 hundy!

If da bich aint puttin out for 2 years she is getting it somewhere else too so whats the dif?

M.F.D.B. wrote:If da bich aint puttin out for 2 years she is getting it somewhere else too so whats the dif?

JBaze wrote: start the daughter on a CR80, they are a dime a dozen, then gradually move her up to the 5 hundy!

Can you imagine a teen age girl.... sitting up on the tank of a 500 with bad crank bearings????

You would never get her off that thing.....

I'd like to see that one sitting on anything I own!

JBaze wrote:So what your saying is you have an ex wife? Thats alright, start the daughter on a CR80, they are a dime a dozen, then gradually move her up to the 5 hundy!

No, I have a current wife who wants to take a holiday in New Zealand ( with me )

Why the hell do I have to go.

Its not as if she needs or uses me for anything, is it?

CR500R7 wrote:

JBaze wrote:So what your saying is you have an ex wife? Thats alright, start the daughter on a CR80, they are a dime a dozen, then gradually move her up to the 5 hundy!

No, I have a current wife who wants to take a holiday in New Zealand ( with me )

Why the hell do I have to go.

Its not as if she needs or uses me for anything, is it?

Daaaaaaaaamn! Dude!

CR500R7 wrote:
No, I have a current wife who wants to take a holiday in New Zealand ( with me )

Why the hell do I have to go.

Its not as if she needs or uses me for anything, is it?

Dude, get one of these:



1) Insert wifey

2) Push down on silver lever

3) Get new wifey

CR500R7 wrote:

JBaze wrote:So what your saying is you have an ex wife? Thats alright, start the daughter on a CR80, they are a dime a dozen, then gradually move her up to the 5 hundy!

No, I have a current wife who wants to take a holiday in New Zealand ( with me )

Why the hell do I have to go.

Its not as if she needs or uses me for anything, is it?

I can't believe your serious, But if you are.

It's that thing called a paycheck.

And a built in maintenance man.

all in hopes of cashing in on the gifts she has to offer.

M.F.D.B. wrote:[
Dude, get one of these:

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I don't know about australia, but here, she would be considered in breach of contract. in a mariage there are certain assumed clauses, one of which would be her doing you more than once every 2 years. here you would have grounds for divorce, and since it sound like she as money, you could probably get some of it

Wow... most of the australian girls I know are hornier than hell... I assumed thats how they all were down under.