Having Mom over for dinner

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Having Mom over for dinner

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Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Ben's
mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Ben's roommate, Jennifer, was.
Ben's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Ben
and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started
to wonder if there was more between Ben and Jennifer than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Ben volunteered, 'I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

About a week later, Jennifer came to Ben saying, 'Ever since your mother came
to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Ben said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So
he sat down and wrote:

__________________________________________________________

Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one
has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Ben

__________________________________________________________

Several days later, Ben received an email back from his mother that read:
____________________________________________________

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do
not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in
her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY -
NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
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:lmao: Thats good
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I love it! :lol:
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JBaze wrote::lmao: Thats good


X 2!! :cool:
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Nice
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