Banned Hoon Oath

Is your kid Student Of The Month? Beat up Student Of The Month? Lets hear all about it!
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AlisoBob
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Banned Hoon Oath

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Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card.

Just the stone cold truth about great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad, then kick his ass!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit your friggin' whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh to make sure everyone see's your clumsy self.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" (you may ask)

"Because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it.....

..... but only you can feel the true warmth.

( courtsey John Ellett )


:birthday:
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Post by lewisclan »

I like it
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by britincali »

:cool:
Coolness list by 90cr500guy

Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
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MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
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Post by bigpower »

Good stuff, Bob
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:lol:
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Post by AlisoBob »

Lets add more...


#10. Your beer is MY beer!
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Post by bigpower »

AlisoBob wrote:Lets add more...


#10. Your beer is MY beer!

Wait a minute..................

We usually race for the last beer in the cooler..................
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Post by AlisoBob »

I have looked EVERYWHERE in California trying to score more of that
" Black Ice"...

I'm moving to Michagan...
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Post by bigpower »

AlisoBob wrote:I have looked EVERYWHERE in California trying to score more of that
" Black Ice"...

I'm moving to Michagan...
I get the hint. Shoulda sent a box full for your KM ride.

You don't want to come to this shithole. We got tooo many tax and spend Dem's here.

Just need the zip, I remember the rest. Hey, they were packed good, wern't they? No leakers, chipped bottles?
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Post by AlisoBob »

92656....


PsssssssssssssssssssssssssssT!



Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


Send me your paypal, Hoon...
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Post by bigpower »

AlisoBob wrote:

Send me your paypal, Hoon...
Mail me a t shirt and some stickers when you get around to comin up with some

And hell yea, my brain age is still in good shape
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Post by ou812 »

I'll see if it is possible to ship some down, not sure what US customs would say, give me a few days. If possible atleast it would be fresh.
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Black Ice friggin RULES!!
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LIVIN THE DREAM!!!

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Post by AlisoBob »

Dude... .ca is not California, its CANADA!


Hillclimbers, wtf.....


:roll:
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Post by pstoffers »

AlisoBob wrote:Dude... .ca is not California, its CANADA!


Hillclimbers, wtf.....


:roll:


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Post by lewisclan »

Its all about the love
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Post by MojoScojo »

bump
No longer have a CR500.
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