Divorced Barbie

[sabreguy]

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he
suddenly remembers That it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person,
'How much for one of Those Barbies in the display window?'

The salesperson answers,
'Which one do You mean, Sir?

We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95,

Shopping Barbie for $19.95,

Beach Barbie for $19..95,

Disco Barbie for $19.95,

Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,

Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,

Skater Barbie for $19.95,

and Divorced Barbie For $265.95.

The amazed father asks:
'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and The others only$19.95?

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
'Sir...,Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain
made with Ken's balls.

[redrocket190]

I so wish this wasn't funny....

["SOLID Bro!!"]

SO true.

[CR500R7]

Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant?

Because Ken cums in a completely different box!