A boy was walking down the street pulling a dead frog on a string behind him.
He walks to the local whorehouse and knocks on the door.
The madam answers and the boy pulls out $50 and says I want the dirtiest, most diseased whore you've got.
The madam looks at the money, and says Alright if that is what you want.
The boy does his deed and is about to leave when the madam stops him and asks, "I've got to ask, why did you want my most diseased whore?"
The boy answers, now I have all her diseases. I am going to go home and give them to my babysitter. My babysitter will give them to my dad, my dad will give them to my mom, and my mom will give them to the milkman. That's the dirty bastard that ran over my frog!!
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NightBiker07
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2000 CR250, pipe, filter, Vforce
1980 XL80s
1969 Broncco TX-6
Natural selection favors Smart people, so nature selects morons to be slow and dumb for tigers and stuff too eat. But in our modern world there just aren't enough tigers.
1980 XL80s
1969 Broncco TX-6
Natural selection favors Smart people, so nature selects morons to be slow and dumb for tigers and stuff too eat. But in our modern world there just aren't enough tigers.
