A man went to the hospital in Barstow Calif. to have his wedding ring cut off his penis.
According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket.
She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used K-Y to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know which is worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
You make the call........
You make the call............
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britincali
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- Joined: May 31st, 2007, 7:10 pm
- Location: Barstow, CA
"the game of life of is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well"
Which is worse?
OK from worse to bad.
3) Having a small penis.
2) Having to explain.
1) Girl friend finds out.
This dude needs to kill himself, he has nothing going for him.
BTW are we talking about brit here.
OK from worse to bad.
3) Having a small penis.
2) Having to explain.
1) Girl friend finds out.
This dude needs to kill himself, he has nothing going for him.
BTW are we talking about brit here.
Jack Schitt
DIE FIRST, worry about it later!
DON'T talk about it, Just DO IT!
When in doubt, GO FLAT OUT!
2001 CR500R1 - SOLD
2007 CR250R7 - SOLD
Wife and Daughter - Left Aug 17 - 2010
Jack Schitt - ??????????????
DIE FIRST, worry about it later!
DON'T talk about it, Just DO IT!
When in doubt, GO FLAT OUT!
2001 CR500R1 - SOLD
2007 CR250R7 - SOLD
Wife and Daughter - Left Aug 17 - 2010
Jack Schitt - ??????????????