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This beautiful woman walks into a doctors office and the doctor is amazed over by how beautiful she is.

He tells her to take off her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her legs.

Do you know what I am doing? asks the doctor

Yes, testing my reflexes. she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her boobs and asks, Do you know what I am doing now?, she replies, Yes, checking for breast cancer.

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, Do you know what I am doing now?

She replies, Yes, getting herpes thats why I am here!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

YUK I couldn't think of anything worse.
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CR500R7 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

YUK I couldn't think of anything worse.
hmm...anal herpes sounds worse.
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CR500R7 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

YUK I couldn't think of anything worse.
Watching Brit make his "O" face.....

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AlisoBob wrote:
CR500R7 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

YUK I couldn't think of anything worse.
Watching Brit make his "O" face.....

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:shock: :shock: :shock:

OK, Im wrong AGAIN! :oops:
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DIE FIRST, worry about it later!
DON'T talk about it, Just DO IT!
When in doubt, GO FLAT OUT!
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