The Perfact Engine
- iggys-amsoil
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The Perfact Engine
By far the best engine in the world is.......The Pussy !
It will pull anything...
It adjusts its own capacity....
It is self lubricating
It only needs one finger to start it....
And every 4 weeks it does its own oil change...
Its just a pity the mangement system is so f'ed up !!
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It will pull anything...
It adjusts its own capacity....
It is self lubricating
It only needs one finger to start it....
And every 4 weeks it does its own oil change...
Its just a pity the mangement system is so f'ed up !!
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- britincali
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It is like iggys-amsoil wrote in the last line.
Its just a pity the management system is so F@#ked up.
Jack Schitt
DIE FIRST, worry about it later!
DON'T talk about it, Just DO IT!
When in doubt, GO FLAT OUT!
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DIE FIRST, worry about it later!
DON'T talk about it, Just DO IT!
When in doubt, GO FLAT OUT!
2001 CR500R1 - SOLD
2007 CR250R7 - SOLD
Wife and Daughter - Left Aug 17 - 2010
Jack Schitt - ??????????????
- arleybeer40
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Well, I don't want to maintain it because that costs money, money I want to spend on more important things like a BIKE!
I definitely do not service the bloody thing, mainly because the management system does not want me to service it.
Plus if I serviced it , it would cost me even more MONEY!
The only issue I can see is the bloody MANAGEMENT SYSTEM itself!
I definitely do not service the bloody thing, mainly because the management system does not want me to service it.
Plus if I serviced it , it would cost me even more MONEY!
The only issue I can see is the bloody MANAGEMENT SYSTEM itself!
Jack Schitt
DIE FIRST, worry about it later!
DON'T talk about it, Just DO IT!
When in doubt, GO FLAT OUT!
2001 CR500R1 - SOLD
2007 CR250R7 - SOLD
Wife and Daughter - Left Aug 17 - 2010
Jack Schitt - ??????????????
DIE FIRST, worry about it later!
DON'T talk about it, Just DO IT!
When in doubt, GO FLAT OUT!
2001 CR500R1 - SOLD
2007 CR250R7 - SOLD
Wife and Daughter - Left Aug 17 - 2010
Jack Schitt - ??????????????
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Re: The Perfact Engine
1. NO KEYS.... anyone can drive that sum-bitch awayiggys-amsoil wrote:By far the best engine in the world is.......The Pussy !
It will pull anything...
It adjusts its own capacity....
It is self lubricating
It only needs one finger to start it....
And every 4 weeks it does its own oil change...
2. Exhaust stinks
3. Rarely needs service, but what it does... whoowee its expensive. Its like calling the TV repair man. Jiggling the wires, and giving it a swift kick seldom work.
4. Some look like a rose, some look like a roast beef sanwich that blew up.... No way of knowing when you order the damm thing.
5. Needs constant retuning. The second you shut the damm thing off, all the setting default back to stock
6. The FUEL is down right expensive.... Diamonds, flowers, trips, that shit starts to add up.
7. You can own one, but you can "lease" several at a time. THe ones you lease usually run better, but blow up un expectidly.
- britincali
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- arleybeer40
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