The Perfact Engine

iggys-amsoil · Post by **iggys-amsoil** » August 19th, 2009, 6:19 pm

By far the best engine in the world is.......The Pussy !

It will pull anything...
It adjusts its own capacity....
It is self lubricating
It only needs one finger to start it....
And every 4 weeks it does its own oil change...

Its just a pity the mangement system is so f'ed up !!

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britincali · Post by **britincali** » August 19th, 2009, 7:23 pm

CR500R7 · Post by **CR500R7** » August 19th, 2009, 9:05 pm

Sounds about right.

"SOLID Bro!!" · Post by **"SOLID Bro!!"** » August 19th, 2009, 9:33 pm

My wife didn't find that very funny

CR500R7 · Post by **CR500R7** » August 19th, 2009, 9:37 pm

It is like iggys-amsoil wrote in the last line.

Its just a pity the management system is so F@#ked up.

arleybeer40 · Post by **arleybeer40** » August 19th, 2009, 10:09 pm

Well if you maintain and service it properly there would be less issues.

CR500R7 · Post by **CR500R7** » August 19th, 2009, 10:46 pm

Well, I don't want to maintain it because that costs money, money I want to spend on more important things like a BIKE!

I definitely do not service the bloody thing, mainly because the management system does not want me to service it.
Plus if I serviced it , it would cost me even more MONEY!

The only issue I can see is the bloody MANAGEMENT SYSTEM itself!

http://www.youtube.com/user/500bigbore · Post by **Roostius_Maximus** » August 20th, 2009, 5:46 am

every time she asks me why i have another part for the bikes i say "i cant ride you up the hill now can I" the f-u rolls out and we carry on with our day

Post by **AlisoBob** » August 20th, 2009, 6:49 am

iggys-amsoil wrote:By far the best engine in the world is.......The Pussy !

It will pull anything...
It adjusts its own capacity....
It is self lubricating
It only needs one finger to start it....
And every 4 weeks it does its own oil change...

1. NO KEYS.... anyone can drive that sum-bitch away
2. Exhaust stinks
3. Rarely needs service, but what it does... whoowee its expensive. Its like calling the TV repair man. Jiggling the wires, and giving it a swift kick seldom work.
4. Some look like a rose, some look like a roast beef sanwich that blew up.... No way of knowing when you order the damm thing.
5. Needs constant retuning. The second you shut the damm thing off, all the setting default back to stock
6. The FUEL is down right expensive.... Diamonds, flowers, trips, that shit starts to add up.
7. You can own one, but you can "lease" several at a time. THe ones you lease usually run better, but blow up un expectidly.

britincali · Post by **britincali** » August 20th, 2009, 11:14 am

iggys-amsoil · Post by **iggys-amsoil** » August 20th, 2009, 3:40 pm

[quote=""SOLID Bro!!""]My wife didn't find that very funny[/quote]
Coming from you thats funny.

arleybeer40 wrote:Well if you maintain and service it properly there would be less issues.

Good one Arley.

Post by **AlisoBob** » August 20th, 2009, 5:11 pm

Ride it, like you stole it.

arleybeer40 · Post by **arleybeer40** » August 20th, 2009, 5:49 pm

AlisoBob wrote:Ride it, like you stole it.

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