A woman was flying down the road yesterday 10 miles over the limit. She passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side hiding and waiting.
The cop pulled her over,walked up to the car & with that classic smirk we all know and love asked, What's your hurry?
To which she replied, I'm late for work.
The cop said, what do u do?
I'm a rectum stretcher, she said.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" Well, she said, I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three,then four,then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in & then I slowly but surely stretch, until its bout 6 feet wide.
And just what the hell do u do with a 6 foot asshole? He asked.
"Well, u give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...."
speeding ticket
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NightBiker07
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Natural selection favors Smart people, so nature selects morons to be slow and dumb for tigers and stuff too eat. But in our modern world there just aren't enough tigers.
1980 XL80s
1969 Broncco TX-6
Natural selection favors Smart people, so nature selects morons to be slow and dumb for tigers and stuff too eat. But in our modern world there just aren't enough tigers.
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britincali
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