I knew there was a reason I don't drink beer.
I knew there was a reason I don't drink beer.
Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :
1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn’t drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down while urinating.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :
1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn’t drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down while urinating.
No longer have a CR500.
07 Yamaha YZ250, 17 Husqvarna 701 Enduro
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07 Yamaha YZ250, 17 Husqvarna 701 Enduro
Get on with riding or get on with dying.
https://www.youtube.com/mojoscojo
Re: I knew there was a reason I don't drink beer.
MojoScojo wrote: 1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn’t drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down while urinating.
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Its weird how things can resurface
Last week at the new dealership im working at the finance director woman and some finance guys are talking in the office, I walk in to get some paperwork and she said something like "and this party animal", I was a bit taken aback and said to her " im a good boy what are you talkin about???" She goes "you dont remember but I was in papas and beer when you decided to dance on the bar naked"
I almost shit my fukin pants
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Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
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