Just Fred

[rpeterson]

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit,
so he asks the biker his name.
'Fred,' he replies.
'Fred what?' the officer asks.
'Just Fred,' the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a
break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then
presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a
last name but lost it.

The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along
with it.
'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'
The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred
Dingaling. I know - a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the
time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I
got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through
college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my
degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, M.D. After a while I got bored being a
doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream!

Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred
Dingaling, MD, DDS.
Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my Assistant
and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD.

When the ADA found out about the VD, they took away my DDS, the AMA took
away my MD, and the VD took away my Dingaling... so now I am just Fred.'


The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

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