Seguin , TX
A man is sitting in a bar far from home when Barack Obama comes on TV. The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's ass."
Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knockin the first guy off his bar stool, then stomps out.
He gets up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer. Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says, "She is a horse's ass too!"
Out of nowhere, another local punches him on the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again.
He gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is Obama country?"
"Nope." replies the bartender. "Horse country."
Texas and Obama
Texas and Obama
"You should never drink Lone Star Beer and listen to Tim McGraw. It just don't work. It'll curdle. "
Dale Watson
Dale Watson
Not really.... 
. I do love it here. I worked for a water systems company for a while until they shorted me on a commission. So, my job hunt continues.......I may have to go back to work in the titty bars
. I do love it here. I worked for a water systems company for a while until they shorted me on a commission. So, my job hunt continues.......I may have to go back to work in the titty bars"You should never drink Lone Star Beer and listen to Tim McGraw. It just don't work. It'll curdle. "
Dale Watson
Dale Watson