A crusty old Hoon out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to the Slash X Bar, out in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.
As he passes thru the swingin' doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:
COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' Hoon walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled bikers.
She glides down behind the bar to the Hoon.
'Yes?' she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, 'may I help you?'
The biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering, young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs, "Why yes, yes, I sure am".
The ole' biker leans even closer and into her left ear he whispers softly,
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"Well, why dont you run along and go wash your hands reeeeeeeeeal good, cause I want me one of those cheeseburgers."
Addressing the survival of the legendary CR500!
