Wedding Anniversary

[hoofarted]

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!'

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box,
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put
on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and brought the box into
the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

[AlisoBob]

[lewisclan]

good one

[hoofarted]

hahahahha! Ya I forgot to add that part!