"As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama
is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, our prices should have to increase by about 10%".
"But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal
state of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees
instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are
family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go."
"So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found
six 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided
these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair
way to approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to
them. I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic."
Letter from the CEO
NICE!!!!
I have a true story along those same lines....
My dad was a lifelong Union Carpenter.... Back in the late 60's a Union official showed up on a jobsite to make sure there were enough "minorties" working the job. In the 60's, "minority" meant "black".
The union guy demanded to see all the guys working to make sure the 20% minimum was being complied.
At the lineup, there were 25% black guys.
My dads boss, Danny Merrill, fired 6 guys on the spot, and told the union dickhead... " Now we have 20%, Happy?"
I have a true story along those same lines....
My dad was a lifelong Union Carpenter.... Back in the late 60's a Union official showed up on a jobsite to make sure there were enough "minorties" working the job. In the 60's, "minority" meant "black".
The union guy demanded to see all the guys working to make sure the 20% minimum was being complied.
At the lineup, there were 25% black guys.
My dads boss, Danny Merrill, fired 6 guys on the spot, and told the union dickhead... " Now we have 20%, Happy?"
AlisoBob wrote:NICE!!!!
I have a true story along those same lines....
My dad was a lifelong Union Carpenter.... Back in the late 60's a Union official showed up on a jobsite to make sure there were enough "minorties" working the job. In the 60's, "minority" meant "black".
The union guy demanded to see all the guys working to make sure the 20% minimum was being complied.
At the lineup, there were 25% black guys.
My dads boss, Danny Merrill, fired 6 guys on the spot, and told the union dickhead... " Now we have 20%, Happy?"
Nice!!!