First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
motorcycle riding this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every
room in the house next weekend.
Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would
build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to get their gear on. When they realized that the fourth guy has not
said a word, they asked him... "You haven't said anything about what
you had to do to be able to come riding this weekend. What's the
deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut
off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on the bottom and said, "Riding or
sex?"and
she said: "Ride Careful."
