Brit Is Buying Something For "FULL RETAIL" WTF!!

Is your kid Student Of The Month? Beat up Student Of The Month? Lets hear all about it!
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Select one of these options

Duramax
4
25%
Orthodonic work
2
13%
Rehab / Detox
0
No votes
KTM EXC
0
No votes
Hiring " Life Coach"
0
No votes
Joining Tanning Salon
0
No votes
S/H CR500AFX
3
19%
Penile "Girth" job
5
31%
Breast Reduction
2
13%
 
Total votes: 16
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AlisoBob
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Brit Is Buying Something For "FULL RETAIL" WTF!!

Post by AlisoBob »

No, not beer, weed, or any other obvious choice....

Select from the choices, or send me your own....
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dannygraves
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Post by dannygraves »

I voted Duramax, cuz I know he wants it to match Justins!
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britincali
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Post by britincali »

I voted on the tit reduction!!!!!
Coolness list by 90cr500guy

Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
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Post by jbird_710 »

I voted SH CR500AFX; figured hillbilly, er , I mean, Billy Hill convinced him there is no superior bike. :ride:
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Post by britincali »

jbird_710 wrote:I voted SH CR500AFX; figured hillbilly, er , I mean, Billy Hill convinced him there is no superior bike. :ride:


I have both my CRs and my truck on ebay rite now so I can own that blacked out version........ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Coolness list by 90cr500guy

Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
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ellett
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Post by ellett »

He probably needs a new shirt.....

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u55/ ... shirt5.gif

Edit: I forgot to mention the link is NSFW.
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Post by britincali »

ellett wrote:He probably needs a new shirt.....

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u55/ ... shirt5.gif

Edit: I forgot to mention the link is NSFW.


I hate you man!!!!!!!!!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Coolness list by 90cr500guy

Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
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Post by AlisoBob »

"Banned" Hoonage at it's finest!
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Post by AlisoBob »

britincali wrote:
I have both my CRs and my truck on ebay rite now so I can own that blacked out version........ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Better sell Winston too!
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britincali
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Post by britincali »

Nah hes safe, I do got tox on the corner of main st tho :lol: :lol: :lol:
Coolness list by 90cr500guy

Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
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TheSandMan
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Post by TheSandMan »

ellett wrote:He probably needs a new shirt.....

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u55/ ... shirt5.gif

Edit: I forgot to mention the link is NSFW.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I'm sure thats not it. He likes that one.

Vasectomy maybe? As not to procreate.
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Post by ellett »

TheSandMan wrote:Vasectomy maybe? As not to procreate.
I'd chip for that!
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Post by AlisoBob »

ellett wrote: I'd chip for that!

The whole world would....
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Post by britincali »

AlisoBob wrote:
ellett wrote: I'd chip for that!

The whole world would....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Coolness list by 90cr500guy

Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
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bigpower
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Post by bigpower »

britincali wrote:I voted on the tit reduction!!!!!
Someone need to talk to Kramer bout a "Bro"
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Post by Slomo »

There is really only one correct choice and figuring it out was quite easy....

Penis girth job.... If you have a big wang, you don't need any of that other crap :nanna:
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Post by iggys-amsoil »

britincali wrote:Nah hes safe, I do got tox on the corner of main st tho :lol: :lol: :lol:
Main St. in Riverside. :cool: I'll be there @ 12:30am tonight. :lol:
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Post by ou812 »

Penis girth job.... If you have a big wang, you don't need any of that other crap
Bingo, and when dealing with the wang one does not cut corners
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Post by britincali »

ou812 wrote:
Penis girth job.... If you have a big wang, you don't need any of that other crap
Bingo, and when dealing with the wang one does not cut corners



:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Coolness list by 90cr500guy

Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
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Post by jbird_710 »

ou812 wrote:
Penis girth job.... If you have a big wang, you don't need any of that other crap
Bingo, and when dealing with the wang one does not cut corners
The words "wang" and "cut" should never be near each other! :nono:
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Post by lewisclan »

ellett wrote:He probably needs a new shirt.....

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u55/ ... shirt5.gif

Edit: I forgot to mention the link is NSFW.
thats funny therr
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Post by AlisoBob »

I got it!

Brit is buying one of those "Boondocker" nitrous set-ups...


BUT

He plumbing it directly to his helmet, not the airbox...


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Post by britincali »

Bob still aint got it!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The only clues are

Something for the bike

And this...

1Z78E3F10334134517


Oh and its 12lbs bob not 22 :wink:
Coolness list by 90cr500guy

Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
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Post by sabreguy »

Actually it's 12.2lbs
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Post by britincali »

sabreguy wrote:Actually it's 12.2lbs

:wink: :lol: :lol:

You gonna throw a guess out there?
Coolness list by 90cr500guy

Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
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