Spaghetti

[Justin B]

For several years, a man was having an affair with an
Italian woman.
One night, she confided to him that she was pregnant. Not
wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her
a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly
have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child,
he would also provide child support until the child turned
18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was
born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a
post card and write 'Spaghetti' on the back, he
would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused
wife. 'Honey!', she said, 'you received a very
strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me
and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife
obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned
white, and fainted.
On t he card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce.

[teemtrubble]

Story of my life!

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