One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind
>>>him,"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
>>> "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike
>>>replies.
>>> "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a
>>>urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what
>>>to do about it.
>>> It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . A lot cheaper
>>>than a doctor."
>>> So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
>>>Wal-Mart.
>>> He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks
>>>for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
>>> Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
>>> "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid
>>>heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for
>>>shopping @ Wal-Mart."
>>> That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology
>>>was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
>>> He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine
>>>samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good
>>>measure.
>>> Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He
>>>deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the
>>>results.
>>> The computer prints the following:
>>> 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
>>> 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
>>>(Aisle 7)
>>> 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
>>> 4 Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a
>>>lawyer.
>>> 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will
>>>never get better!
>>> Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart !
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