Oh Well

[bigpower]

So I'm at the mall the other day, and I seen this smokin hot young lady standin there, just bangin like 8 spun bearings. I had to walk up and start a conversation with her, and we ended up in a bar across the road. I says to her, "Hey, I've got 500 bucks to spend, ya know, ya wanna go somewhere for a little somthin somthin?" She said "Sure". So as we finished our drinks and made it out to the parking lot, I turned and looked at her and said "Really, I only got 50, we still on?" To which she replied "What do you think I am?" "Well", I said, "We already know what you are, now we're just trying to settle on the price"