Racial Shit can be Funny, Racist is Not... Get It?
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AlisoBob
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by AlisoBob »
Top Ten Country Western Songs Of All Time
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body (But Mine)
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.
8. If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'!
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.
2. She's Lookin' Better With Every Beer.
And the Number One Country & Western song is...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.
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lewisclan
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by lewisclan »
Nice list
"the game of life of is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well"
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ellett
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by ellett »
I thought this was the "country music" you were talking about:
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bigpower
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by bigpower »
ellett wrote:I thought this was the "country music" you were talking about:
BRAVO!Kalkaska, the inbred capital of Michigan. ....a place you can walk into the greeting card aisle and find one that reads "Happy Birthday Uncle Dad"
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britincali
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by britincali »
Coolness list by 90cr500guy
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
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BIGGDAD
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by BIGGDAD »
haaa, i need that shirt!
"You should never drink Lone Star Beer and listen to Tim McGraw. It just don't work. It'll curdle. "
Dale Watson
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Hellbear
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by Hellbear »
that shirt is bad ass!!
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Steiner 311
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by Steiner 311 »
Now that is funny chit!!
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"Practice does NOT make perfect, only perfect practice makes perfect!"
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lewisclan
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by lewisclan »
10-4
"the game of life of is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well"
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hoofarted
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by hoofarted »
The CR500 is an acquired taste. If you don't like it, acquire some taste...
