Ever had to teach/train a girl to kiss, etc?

Is your kid Student Of The Month? Beat up Student Of The Month? Lets hear all about it!
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If I were you DC I would keep them both on the hook as long as I could then start fishing for more.
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sabreguy wrote:If I were you DC I would keep them both on the hook as long as I could then start fishing for more.
Sagittarius?
Aries?
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Dont waste your time on that crap, I know you wouldnt turn down Pam Anderson just because shes a Taurus!! :lol:
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M.F.D.B. wrote: ... you wouldnt turn down Pam Anderson :
I would....

She's a female " Female Impersonator"....if you know what I mean.....


I dont see her much different than this....

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Who's Hot?

Remember Fast Times @ Ridgemnt High?

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Clean is WAY hotter than Tramp....
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AlisoBob wrote:
M.F.D.B. wrote:

Clean is WAY hotter than Tramp....
I agree 100%, but this guy has stated he likes the tramps, thats why I chose Pam-ela's vagzial...

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I prefer the sweet innocent "girl next door" any day over a tramp...

Way hotter then Pam-ela and a lot "cleaner"...
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Is that Elisha Cuthbert?

Bullseye!
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AlisoBob wrote:Is that Elisha Cuthbert?

Bullseye!
Oh yeah baby!!
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Fine, I'll prong in the sweet girl tonight and give a report tomorrow. Remember, I'm doing this for you guys. It's gonna be bad, I know it.
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DaisyCutter wrote:
sabreguy wrote:If I were you DC I would keep them both on the hook as long as I could then start fishing for more.
Sagittarius?
Aries?
Who me?
I am a Scorpio!
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DaisyCutter wrote:Fine, I'll prong in the sweet girl tonight and give a report tomorrow. It's gonna be bad, I know it.
Even the worst I've ever had wasn't "bad".

That being said, go for the slutty one. Have some fun while you're single. Then tell us all about it.
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ellett wrote: Even the worst I've ever had wasn't "bad".
Wilt Chamberlain said... " There is no such thing as bad Pizza"

"Wilt Chamberlain's book about himself, "A View From Above," is remembered for the boast Chamberlain made regarding the number of women he'd entertained in bed, claiming he'd had 20,000 sexual partners."
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ellett wrote:
DaisyCutter wrote:Fine, I'll prong in the sweet girl tonight and give a report tomorrow. It's gonna be bad, I know it.
Even the worst I've ever had wasn't "bad".

That being said, go for the slutty one. Have some fun while you're single. Then tell us all about it.
Yeah, enquiring pervs wanna know!! :lol:
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AlisoBob wrote:
ellett wrote: he'd had 20,000 sexual partners."
Defintion of a PIMP!! Should have been president!! HAHAHA
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So, just how 'bad' was the pizza, DC?
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http://www.break.com/index/what_i_learn ... _porn.html



Yup.......

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what's wrong with action on both sides of the fence? Stick with both of them for a while and see what develops. If either one of them get real possessive or jealous and want to know where you are all the time, that should help you narrow the talent pool.
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solow32 wrote:what's wrong with action on both sides of the fence?
Whoa buddy, whatever makes you happy, but ill stick to the "straight side of the fence"... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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M.F.D.B. wrote: Whoa buddy, whatever makes you happy, but ill stick to the "straight side of the fence"... :lol: :lol: :lol:
MF, Are you a fag? It seems you must be to have a mind that wanders to the corn hole on every topic. Grab your vaseline and go back to your boyfriend.
:homo:

I was talking about both chicks. The slutty one and the squared away one that was like kissing an old bulldog. I would do both of them and "dating" two at the same time is managable.
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solow32 wrote:
M.F.D.B. wrote: Whoa buddy, whatever makes you happy, but ill stick to the "straight side of the fence"... :lol: :lol: :lol:
MF, Are you a fag? It seems you must be to have a mind that wanders to the corn hole on every topic. Grab your vaseline and go back to your boyfriend.
:homo:
Fag?? HELL NO, why are you such a homophobe?? In the closet are we?? Must be to take such offense to me joking with you!!

My mind wanders to the corn hole on every topic?? GET REAL, loser... :lol:
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:bitchfight:

Settle down boys.....
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Hey, if it makes you feel taller or like more of a man then stick with it. I have just never needed to compensate for anything like that.

I'm a redneck. I don't like queers or agree with their lifestyle but unless it affects me directly, I really don't care where they are or what they do. If that makes me a homophobe than so be it. I don't care.

The way I was raised, we have other ways of dealing with stuff like this. Next time I head to Vegas we should have a drink. Or if you end up in Central Oregon, let me know.
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AlisoBob wrote::bitchfight:

Settle down boys.....
Im good snoop... :cool:
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:buddies:

Good job boys...
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AlisoBob wrote::bitchfight:

Settle down boys.....
Alright... anybody wanna come over to my new board "bannedfromthebannnedCR500ridersboard.com"? :D
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"bannedfromthebannnedCR500ridersboard.com"
I can't, they won't let me register.
Next time I head to Vegas we should have a drink. Or if you end up in Central Oregon, let me know.
Lord give me strength..................... ok

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