Hoon Pledge

A quick "How ya'Do", and a photo would be nice.
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AlisoBob
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Hoon Pledge

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I hope there's a place, way up in the sky
Where Hoons can go when they have to die.
A place where a guy could buy a cold beer...
For a friend and a comrade whose memory is dear.
A place where no doctor or lawyer could tread,
Nor a management-type would e'er be caught dead!
Just a quaint little place, kind of dark, full of smoke,
Where they like to sing loud, and love a good joke.
The kind of a place that a lady could go
And feel safe and secure by the men she would know.

There must be a place where old Hoons go,
When their bikes become heavy, when their laptimes get slow,
Where the whiskey is old, and the women are young,
And songs about riding and dying are sung.
Where you'd see all the fellows who'd 'rode west' before,
And they'd call out your name, as you came through the door,
Who would buy you a drink, if your thirst should be bad,
And relate to the others, "He was quite a good lad!"

And there, through the mist, you'd spot an old guy
You had not seen in years, though he'd taught you to ride.
He'd nod his old head, and grin ear to ear
And say, "Welcome, my Son, I'm proud that you're here!
For this is the place where true riders come
When the races are over, and the trophies have been won.
They've come here at last, to be safe and alone,
From the government clerk, and the management clone;
Politicians and lawyers, the Feds, and the noise,
Where all hours are happy, and these good ol' boys
Can relax with a cool one, and a well deserved rest!

This is Heaven, my Son. You've passed your last test!"
"SOLID Bro!!"

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HOONFEST 2011 !!!!!
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Post by asteroid500 »

did you compose that Bob...if so thats bloody well versed.
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Post by jim a »

Hey Bob, I just read your poem, and it made me think of my Dad. He died nearly ten years ago, and I still dream about him every day. I still live in the same house that I have always lived in, and when I have to go somewhere, I pass by some of the places that my Dad taught me to ride, and it brings back too many memories. Cheers!
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Post by MalW »

Awsome,
I want to go there!

Cheers
MalW
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