What We Say and What We Mean
"Love the bike, man! You should put on a pipe, reed cage, some hubs, a big carb, maybe some graphics. That'd be hot!"
I love your bike and am fantasizing about what I'd do with it if I could ever find a way to buy it from you.
"That's certainly an interesting bike."
What a waste of money.
"Nice CR500!!! You should paint it red and put a big "2" on the number plate"
I spend too much time watching television shows ABOUT bikes instead of walking outside and enjoying life WITH bikes.
"Nitrous on hillclimbers is cheating."
I have no faith in my own mechanical abilities so I'm afraid if I mess with nitrous, I'll screw up and blow up the engine.
"Oh, I'm going to leave this one stock."
I've owned this bike for less than a week. ( Aka Jay Lewis!!)
"I don't mess with those. They're too complicated and too expensive to work on. I can ride faster with the older stuff."
I cant afford a A/F!
"It makes about 90 hp."
I haven't been to a dyno because I'm a broke ass bitch.
"The guy at Pro Circiut says..."
...that I'd rather spend $140 on a toy that tells me what I want to hear rather than spend $20 at the MX track where I'll find out how slow my shit really is.
"I did all the work myself on this A/F."
I did all the work except machining, paint, and assembly
"For Sale"
I know I spent way too much on this bike, which is why I'm trying to sell it. But I don't really WANT to, which is why the asking price is double the actual value. Please don't tell my wife ( Mommy), okay?
"Reklus's are so much better than manuals."
I don't know how to ride a manual.
"Oh, I beat that guy before."
He had me by 30 seconds, but when he got bored he turned off into the pits... I kept going straight.
"CR500's are soooooooo overrated!!! I could take one."
I'm so far down the food chain on my 4 stroke that no HOON has bothered to stomp all over me just yet.
Overheard ......
- britincali
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"Im an animal on a bike dude, I can keep up with anyone"
I have never ridden with anyone skilled on a bike.
"I want all new plastics and blingy graphics"
I would rather look at and tell people about it as im scarred of 2nd gear.
"I think the plugs fouled it wont start"
I kick like a pussy and should be on a 125
I have never ridden with anyone skilled on a bike.
"I want all new plastics and blingy graphics"
I would rather look at and tell people about it as im scarred of 2nd gear.
"I think the plugs fouled it wont start"
I kick like a pussy and should be on a 125
Coolness list by 90cr500guy
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
I would have to say no one spends more than Stoffers and I on unnecessary bling. Pretty much if the fender is scratched or bent it goes in the trailer for back up. I am very proud of myself for leaving my half fender on the hillclimber just because I know it's going to get ripped the next ride, but I have 2 spares waiting. Stoffers buys all Honda stuff too, not much aftermarket. The only thing that stays on after a bad fall is the pipe cause he can blow them out. Jay, if you got it and it makes you happy...... spend it. I believe everyones faster on a pretty bike
hagendog wrote:I would have to say no one spends more than Stoffers and I on unnecessary bling. Pretty much if the fender is scratched or bent it goes in the trailer for back up. I am very proud of myself for leaving my half fender on the hillclimber just because I know it's going to get ripped the next ride, but I have 2 spares waiting. Stoffers buys all Honda stuff too, not much aftermarket. The only thing that stays on after a bad fall is the pipe cause he can blow them out. Jay, if you got it and it makes you happy...... spend it. I believe everyones faster on a pretty bike
Thanks Bro,
I may not be the fastest but damnit i'm gonna look good!!!
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